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The Cautionary Whale

I would if I could but I can't so I won't

About Me

Claudio Sanchez' tears cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried.

My Interests

between eating, sleeping, working and watching the NFL Network, there isn't much time to do anything else. someday i'll quit doing one of those things so i can acquire a new hobby. it looks like working may be the odd man out.

I'd like to meet:

anybody and everybody... except for you... i don't like you

Music:

Coheed & Cambria, Thrice, Pink Floyd, Underoath, Led Zeppelin, A Perfect Circle, Head Automatica, Metallica, Incubus, LetLive, Circa Survive, Rush, Sublime, The Juliana Theory, Eagles, Saosin, In Flames... and just about everything else..

Movies:

movies make me sleepy..

Television:

America's Next Top Model, Little People Big World, Trading Spaces, What Not To Wear... isn't it obvious who holds the remote in the relationship?..

Books:

Do magazines count?

Heroes:

my wife, my dad and my dog. what can i say, i'm a family man.