:-:[Patient 5189]:-: The Andorian Specimen

Greetings, I'm your local Doctor of Pleezure as well as the local alien... alien... why must you all categorize us non-earth dwellers?! It's rude, insulting and semi-sexy. Please, stop. I may appear human to all you weirdly-colored skinned folks, but if you look hard enough and have an open mind, you'll see that I'm just an Andorian trying to get some work done. What kind of work? Well, take a look at the anal probe up your ass and I'm sure you can muster up a guess.
I'm not your conventional individual or conventional WOO-MUHN for that matter.
I can read people very well. I can pick out each and every aspect of your being and make you want to melt before me because you revel in the fact that I know you better than anyone... well except for the government. You really like the idea of microchips being implanted into your bodies so homeland security might appear more advanced? No, your cage is just getting smaller.
Some of my typical WOO-MUHN attributes must be my adoration of shoes since I have too many pairs, but only seem to wear just a few of them. I also tend to be somewhat self-conscious of my body since I'm not as sculpted as I'd like to be. I used to be worse so that put a toll on my mindset. Oh, but don't worry, that won't affect us having a wonderful time in your bedroom.
As you can tell, I'm terribly sexual, but we all are. I'm just more open about it. You want to talk about the great sex you had or wanted to have or about my tits? Go on... indulge yourself. I'm here to make things happen.
I'm a sucker for technology... if I had money I could buy it. That makes sense, right? I'd love to start off with the 20 inch Mac desktop computer. Damn, that shit's off the hook.
I'm here for:
Tasteful conversations. You're getting so boring lately... moisten up those intellects and make me interested in what you have to say and I might just reward you. I like a challenge. I like people who can obviously open their minds. I like people who want freedom and not many people do which is retarded. You're all fucked up for that unless you meet me... and like me. Unfortunately, I'm not a very likable character. I was once arrested for illegal promotion of the Zeitgeist movie. I suffered amnesia after surgery from injuries sustained between me and an airport security guard. I remember none of it. Charges were dropped because my injuries were unnecessary and authorities did not want to risk me suing. What a world.
Reminding myself how hot I am. I like looking at myself. It's a fucked up hobby of mine so sue me. You know I'm foxy. But I'm a fox with fucking brains. My amnesia might appear as a godsend, but it's a sign from within myself telling me that I need to change my methods. I can't do everything all at once. Revolutions take time.
Spying on you. Not just me alone. All of us are watching you. We're out there... waiting. The enemies, the heroes, the minority... We all like to watch you because you're so fucking interesting. Why? Because you're fucked up. Why? You don't ask questions, that's why.