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Kristie

People congratulate me on my bravery. What bravery? I just said what I thought. The death threats di

About Me

I'm in a perputual state of change and uncertainity. I'm still undecided if I like being 30. But i'm still cool as hell! I like having my reproductive rights and fighting for them when needed.

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My Interests


Bunch of Random Crap!:

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How tall are you? I come in at a whopping 5'1
Do you like bananas? yes
What is your favorite song of all time? Living On A Prayer by Bon Jovi
What do you do on Fridays? i'm thankful its friday
Flip flops or sandals? flip flops
Vitamin Water or Gatorade? i'm a fan of good o' regular tap water
Have you had a beer in the past week? yes
If you could have one super human power, what would you choose? to fly
What is your favorite place? Yosemite, and Arches National Park...also like Devils Lake
Do you read Harry Potter books? nope
What is your favorite food? mexican
Where do you want to travel next? Europe, India, Australia or Africa
What is your favorite PJ fabric? hmmm...cotton i guess
Boat or bus? boat
Walking past a beggar, spare change or ignore? i give what i can or i give food if i've been dining out
Do you shower every single day? yes
Kill the spider or let it out? let it out
What is your favorite TV show? Brothers and Sisters
Do you eat cold cereal at night? yes
Define yourself in 3 words? sarcastic, compassionate, outspoken
Would you rather be blind or death? you mean deaf? yeah, i'll go with that one
Are you a cat or a dog person? dog
Which is worse? A bad laugh or a bad cough? bad laugh
Favorite fruit? strawberries
Juice and crackers or milk and cookies? milk & cookies
Who are you going to vote for in 2008? BARACK THE VOTE
Firefox, Internet Explorer, Netscape or other? IE
What was your last thought? how many condoms can i fit in an altoid can (for work of course:)
Favorite element? I like my car--honda element
Where is Waldo? who cares, i think he's with your dad
Do you support Paris? trainwreck
Why did the chicken cross the road? to meet her pimp, i have no idea
Your favorite Disney films? was never really into disney
If you had to pick one car, which would it be? hybrid
Most embarrassing moment? freshman year of h.s., boys locker room, lots of nakedness and lots of my brothers friends..uck
Most memorable past? my time traveling and living in California
What is your favorite clothing brand? don't have one
Opera, Musical, Concert, Play, Performance, or Other? i like variety
Favorite Place to Eat? The Stinking Rose in San Francisco or any good mexican resturant
Would you rather lose an arm or a leg? an arm
Would you rather be hot or cold? hot
T-Mobile, U.S. Cellular, Cingular/AT&T, or Sprint/Nextel? Sprint (Working Assets)
Water or 100% Juice? water
What size shoe do you wear? 7.5
How do you feel? hungry
Romance or Kinky Sex? both serve their purpose
Get the number or give the number? give
When do you plan on getting married? i don't--marriage is for suckers
Do you have any tattoos, and if so what and where? i have an addiction to tattoos, have 3 and want more
Who do you admire most? i admire lots of people
Do you own any pets, and if so what do you have? 2 very cute doggies--Kody and Moose
Where do you see yourself in five years? In Chicago raising hell and/or raising liberal kids
If you had only six months to live, what would you do first? rob a bank and travel the world
What is your favourite word? wanker, douche bag, buttslut--I have a potty mouth and i'm going to hell
If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be? on a tropical island where I could learn to surf
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I'd like to meet:

Prolly not you!!!
Dan Savage and yo mama!
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Music:

industrial 80's, new wave, punk, indie, reggae, jazz.

Movies:

Better Off Dead, Steel Magnolias, Saved, Goonies, Serendipity, 50 First Dates, Sixteen Candles, and Some Kind of Wonderful.Little Miss Sunshine is the best movie I've seen in years!!! I crack up anytime I think about the last 5 minutes of the movie....just brillant!!!

Television:

The Daily Show,The Colbert Report,The Amazing Race,Grey's, What About Brian, and Brothers and Sisters.

Books:

Currently reading Kindred by Octavia Butler and Welfare Brat by Mary Childers. Also catching up on my Ms. and Bitch magazine reading.

Heroes:

Margaret Sanger, Maya Angelou, Elizabeth Cady Stanton, Dorothy Day, Che Guevara, Martin Luther King Jr, Sojo Truth, Nelson Mandela, Mahatma Gandhi,Gloria Steinem, Oscar Romero,Cesar Chavez,Superwoman,and other special people in my life.

My Blog

"Partial Birth" Abortion Ban Survival Guide according to Laura Bush

A personal note to all the tens of American gals out there considering joining the epidemic fad of having "partial birth" abortions. Hello all you fertile gals out there who aren't reduced to paying f...
Posted by Kristie on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 07:24:00 PST

getting inked and listening to bill cunningham

Ok, most of you know I've been wanting another tattoo.  My third one.  This one I wanted on top of my foot--three stars.  So the plan was to go on Friday night, but yes I suck and forgo...
Posted by Kristie on Tue, 29 May 2007 11:36:00 PST

He who holds the key to my vagina?

Her heart belongs to Daddy And with 'Purity Balls,' so does her vagina By Pat Morris   ..> ..> By Casey Riordan Millard..>..>She's all dolled up in tiara and ball gown, sitting on her man's ...
Posted by Kristie on Fri, 11 May 2007 06:39:00 PST

legislate my uterus

Let me see if I can get this straight.  Its illegal to practice medicine without a license, but somehow its ok for legislators to determine what happens in my uterus?  Specifically....male l...
Posted by Kristie on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 11:28:00 PST

Rev. Haggard and meth-covered c****

Who could resist some good reading from The Onion and Dan Savage.  Especially when its about the most upstanding "hetero" citizen around....yes, time for Rev. Haggard! (the easily offended s...
Posted by Kristie on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 10:53:00 PST

The Final Chapter

Ok, many of you have asked for an update on the dog situation, so here's my final blog about Dakota.  I'll try and make it as entertaining as the last, but I have to admit the material isn't as g...
Posted by Kristie on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 03:00:00 PST

Dakota continues the reign of terror!!!

OMFG!!!  I'm really at a loss here.  Have no idea what to do.  I am close to tears.  Let's just give a run down of the last week starting with Wednesday--my first day back at ...
Posted by Kristie on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 08:43:00 PST

The Rules of Drunk Dialing

C'mon, we all love to drunk dial and receive them.  What's the harm in making an ass out of yourself?  My personal favorite is probably when I called John from a party singing Chri...
Posted by Kristie on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 09:35:00 PST

Bye-Bye My Ford Taurus

YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!  I hate fords (no offense anyone).....but i'm especially bitter about my 98' Taurus.  It was a nice calm night in the winter of  2000 when I was getting ready to ...
Posted by Kristie on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 10:21:00 PST

Slut Vitamins

PRESIDENT'S REMARKS TO EVANGELICAL PHARMACISTS ASSOCIATION LAMENTING FDA APPROVAL OF "PLAN B" SLUT VITAMINS Remarks by the President THE PRESIDENT: Good morning. Please be seated. What a pleasure it ...
Posted by Kristie on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 02:43:00 PST