Hassan

I'm funny, charming and I LOVE my friends. I have a great appreciation for the arts. I have to sleep on the end of the pillow case that does not have an opening. I prefer to live in large cities located on substantial bodies of water (any of the Great Lakes will do except for Huron). I only read brochures in the bathroom. I love to play tricks on people. I hate it when things are ajar. I don't trust 2 in 1 shampoo plus conditioner products (you know who you are, Pert Plus, Pantene Pro-V and Garnier Fructisse). I also don't trust brownies with nuts. I appreciate the proper use of semicolons. I have a love-hate relationship with Kelly Ripa. I can't stand Ashton Kutcher or Charlize Theron. I prefer green olives to black olives. I still have all of my wisdom teeth. My dentist, Michael Kosdon D.D.S, says I have a perfect mouth.At my last job, I sat next to a 72 year-old Pakistani man. He had many phone conversations in Urdu throughout the day, and they usually sounded like this: "Ji ji. Ne ne. Ti ti. Ji ji. Hut-cha. Ne ne. Pu pu."Those bi-syllabic utterings still haunt me.