i'm a fun lovin 65 year old with 3 legs. i have jst recently been let out of jail, where i was held for 12 years as i kept steeling staplers frm my local stationary shop. i'm known as slut features in my local area. i'm in the bewitched tribute band called bewizard. my favourite past time is collcting dwarfs, live ones. i fancy michael owen, and i like orange sandwiches. i drive a bright pink milk float with 6 wheels.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
dot cotten the man who inveted the stapler, i imagine we would have alot in common.
