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Smelly Pirate Hooker

Get off me you bummer

About Me

I earned my nickname while in Vietnam. I had trouble controlling my temper and had a tendency to settle my frustrations with my fists. I was the mechanic of the A-Team with a special skill for creating combat vehicles and makeshift weapons. Despite my gruff demeanor and fearsome appearance, I love milk, I possess abiding sensitivity and show marked tenderness towards children. I'm also afraid of heights. This is frequently a problem when getting on a plane piloted by "Howling Mad" Murdock, whom i'm routinely on the verge of throttling anyway. As a result, the other members are often forced to drug me before flights...sorry confused myself with BA again. Must stop this.

My Interests

Music, Film, Photography, Boys, Kick Boxing, Nandos, Adam Brody, Banksy, Italy, Crossword puzzles especially Arrow Words, Gael Garcia Bernal, Telecasters, David Hasslehoff, Snow domes, Sweden, Moogs, Gymming.

I'd like to meet:

Gary Coleman, Jim Bowen, Debbie Magee and Hannibal from the A-Team, but he's dead.

Music:

Rancid, Ramones, Stevie Wonder, Beach Boys, Beatles, Mando Diao, Elastica, Hell is for Heroes, The Features, French Kicks, Idlewild, Gonzales, Peaches, the Pattern, Distillers, the Hives, Jacko (not after BAD), Wham!, The Realistics, Duran Duran, Melody Club, Stony Sleep, Dweeb, The Streets, NERD, Destiny's Child, JT, Iron Maiden, Green Day, NOFX, Transplants, The Clash, Descendents, The Hollies, Shonen Knife, Peechees, Carpenters, Britney, Foo Fighters, Beck, Eros Ramazzotti, Def Leppard, The Who, Daft Punk, The Killers, Elvis, Serafin, Hard-Fi, Papercuts, Funbug, Outkast, Misfits, Dead Kennedys, Simon and Garfunkel, Supergrass, NWA, VHS or Beta, Operation Ivy, Blondie, The Ronettes, Tegan and Sara, LRD, Queen, ELO, ALL, Metallica, Kinks, Roy Orbison, Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band, ABBA, Panic! At the Disco, Run-DMC, The Buzzcocks, Bebel Gilberto, Adam and the Ants, Prince.

Movies:

American Beauty, Bad Education, Team America, Napoleon Dynamite, Dirty Dancing, Pretty Woman, Fight Club, Amores Perros, Labyrinth, Flash Gordon, the Goonies, Teen Wolf, Back to the Future, Airplane, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Brief Encounters, Dr Zhivago, Gone with the Wind, Anchorman.

Television:

Family Guy, The OC, Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere, Nip/Tuck, The Office, South Park, 24, My Name is Earl, Hollyoaks, Spaced, The Sopranos, Phoenix Nights, Peep Show, Brass Eye, The League of Gentlemen, Sex and the City, Bullseye, Knight Rider, Green Wing, The A-Team.

Books:

(Iain Banks) - Wasp Factory and Dead Air (Jake Arnott) - The Long Firm and He Kills Coppers (Alice Walker) - The Color Purple (Harper Lee) - To Kill a Mockingbird

Heroes:

The A-Team