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Madame Lupineaux

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THE RED QUEEN AND HER KING


THE RED QUEEN AND HER KING


I'm twisted, a little cracked, slightly psychotic, partially sociopathic, somewhat homicidal, and definately wacked. I can fit in with a crowd, virtually undetectable or confidently stand out like a demon among angels. Being overly ecclectic allows me passage through many realms and exceptance among many different types of people. During the month of Halloween (excuse me... October) I can be found among the elite at D.O.D. I love to be 'taken hostage and made to beg for mercy' (or release, wutever you wanna call it). There's just sumthin bout a twisted persona... hmmmmm...... or an adrenaline junkie.... or the "cowboy" type..... or a "good ole' boy".... or anyone who just likes to have fun and be naughty.... i love like minded people....One truth about me that I will never deny is that I'm crazy... but not crazy in a bad way... most of my friends love me because I'm a little off kilter... Let's not forget Dee on sleep deprivation... Just don't hurt me, or get my bad side (I said I was going to be honest), I do get pissed off and hurt when mistreated just like any normal person... but for the most part, I'm just a goofy person who's a bit off the wall and loves to have fun.

CRIMSON BARONESS


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COLD DAY IN HELL


You Are 28% Abnormal
You are at high risk for being a psychopath. It is very likely that you have no soul.
You are at medium risk for having a borderline personality. It is somewhat likely that you are a chaotic mess.
You are at low risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is unlikely that you are in love with your own reflection.
You are at low risk for having a social phobia. It is unlikely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.
You are at low risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is unlikely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer. How Abnormal Are You?

My Interests


I CAN BE A GOOD SLAVE I SWEAR


Motorcycles, fast cars, big trucks, bad boys, corruptables, freaks, cowboys, all forms of art (painting, drawing, writing, piercing, tattoo, photography, etc), BDSM, comics, bowling, movies, shooting pool, going to the shooting range, chillin with friends (small or big groups), blowing shit up, partying, studying myths throughout different cultures and ages, black magic, voodoo, the dark arts, studying different religions, football, The Bears!, sports in general, traveling, scaring the ever living crap outa people, the haunted house industry, special effects make up, dancing, going to concerts, paranormal studies, learning about all the things that people consider weird/ strange/ abnormal, collecting blades, and a bunch more
You Are 96% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?

QUEEN'S SEER AND ADVISOR


I'd like to meet:

Interesting people... it's vague, I know, but who's to put limits on what's interesting?
You scored as Eaten. Your death will be death by wild animals. You will probably get eaten by a bear or shark something because you don't know the natural safety precautions and are ignorant.

Eaten


80%

Disappear


73%

Stabbed


67%

Accident


67%

Suicide


67%

Gunshot


60%

Suffocated


60%

Posion


53%

Cut Throat


40%

Bomb


40%

Drowning


33%

Disease


33%

Natural Causes


20%
How Will You Die??
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POOR SECRETARY



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What Element Lies within you?(PICS)
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You scored as Fire

FIRE! You are spunky yet loyal, and have the heart of a warrior. Though unpredictable and hard to contain, but your best buds always manage to keep you in check. you can have a bad temper but you are not mean. You are however strong and protective, so enemies WATCH OUT!


Fire


83%

Light


67%

Darkness


50%

Wind


50%

Earth


33%

Music:


RED QUEEN DISASSEMBLED


The louder the better... heavy metal, punk, alternative, speed metal, black metal, gothic, classic rock, irish drinking music, country, classic, new age, tribal, salsa, jazz, big band, swing, trance, rap, etc. Johnny Cash, Marilyn Manson, Social Distortion, Dropkick Murphey's, The Living End, Flogging Molly, Distillers, Rancid, The Tossers, The Exploited, Murder Dolls, AFI, Mudvayne, System of a Down, Agnostic Front, Cradle of Filth, Mushroomhead, Johnny Cash, The Ramones, Sex Pistols, GG Allen, The Misfits, Anti-Flag, The Clash, VoodDoo Glow Skulls, The Casualties, Rancid, Skindred, Lords of Acid, Fear Factory, Black Flag, Gwar, Dope, NIN, Type O Negative, Skinlab, Slipknot, Motorhead, Anthrax, Alice Cooper, In Flames, Static X, Greenday, Tiger Army, Screeching Weasel, Pennywise, Union Underground, Godhead, Janes Addiction, Radiohead, George Thorogood, Perfect Circle, Lacuna Coil, ICP, Twiztid, Ozzy, Bad Religion, Ministry, Slayer, Megadeth, Sepultura, Judas Priest, Pantera, Live, Black Sabbath, AC/DC, White Zombie, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Skid Row, Guns N Roses, Motley Crue, Rob Zombie, Kid Rock, Aerosmith, Led Zeplin, Def Leppard, Atreyu, Drowning Pool, Disturbed, Korn, Rammstein, Iron Maiden, Godsmack, Morbid Angel, Faith & the Muse, Skinny Puppy, Kittie, MSI, Orgy, ZZ Top, Pink FLoyd, Billy Idol, Puddle of Mudd, POD, Radiohead, David Bowie, Everlast, Gorillaz, Audioslave, Nothing Face, Soundgarden, Three Days Grace, 311, Sublime, Silverchair, Incubus, Papa Roach, The Cure, Frank Sinatra, Marvin Gaye, Ella Fitzgerald, Billie Holiday, Tupac, DMX, Blues Brothers, and many many more

THE RED QUEEN AND HER PET

Movies:


MY WATCHERS, THE LOVERS


Horror, horror, and more horror, action, sci-fi, comedy, thrillers, kung-fu, any combination of the above, pretty much anything, but only the VERY occasional chick flick (not really big on the tear-jerking mush). First and foremost... Boondock Saints (it's simply a bad ass movie) and Dark City (the themes, style and cinematography are exceptionally well done). I love the cult classics like freddy, jason, and micheal, also Killer Klownz from Outer Space, It, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Wishmaster series is bad ass too (ton of cameos). And you gotta love the Alien series and the Predator series. I mustn't forget the Evil Dead films and Army of Darkness... Bruce Campbell rocks. Xmen, The Batman movies, Le Pacte de Luope (Brotherhood of the Wolf), Sin City, The Dark Crystal, The Die Hard Series, The Labrynth, Wes Craven movies, Underworld, Tim Burton movies, Mad Max movies, Jackie Chan, Bruce Lee, Jason Statham.... Those are just some of the basics. I'll add more as I get time.

MY PLAYTHINGS


Television:

CSI (Vegas baby), Simpsons, Good Eats, there are more but the brain don't function that well at the moment Dee will go to jail for ...

Making lewd ginger bread men and giving them to carolers at Christmas

'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at QuizUniverse.com

Books:

Smut! (smut rocks! :::giggles:::), Horror, Murder Mystery, Sci-Fi, Fiction, Non-Fiction, Comics, Graphic Novels, Fantasy, Mythology, Paranormal, Anime, History, Skills (Technical/Non-Technical, all sorts), Laurell K. Hamilton, Simon R. Green, John Sanford, J.R. Tolken, Michael Crichton, of course Stephen King, Anne Rice, Poppy Z. Brite, and many more

Heroes:

Don't have too many of these, my heroes are people that stay true to themselves, STRONG and STRONG-WILLED people, TRUTHFUL and LOYAL people. People that don't depend on deception for people to like or love them. People who stay true to themselves (though they may waiver at times, but still come back to be who they really are). People that are not really heroes but I respect and love you know who you are. You've saved me from myself on multiple occassion. Thank you for being something stable in my crazy ass life.Okay, so this has nothing to do with my "heroes" but I needed somewhere to paste it..... If you care to find out a slight bit more bout me read on...
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Dee

Birthplace: Somewhere between Heaven and Hell
Current Location: Lost
Eye Color: Ice blue/silver with dark navy rims
Hair Color: Currently red
Height: 5'7"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Ambidextrious
Your Heritage: Full blooded American Mut (i.e. far too many to list)
The Shoes You Wore Today: Barefoot
Your Weakness: Following my heart and forgetting my mind
Your Fears: Becoming my parents, losing myself
Your Perfect Pizza: "Garbage" Pizza
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Getting my new motorcycle, getting my career going
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Don't really use it so don't know
Thoughts First Waking Up: What time is it?? Am I late??
Your Best Physical Feature: My eyes and my lips
Your Bedtime: What's sleep???
Your Most Missed Memory: Fun....
Pepsi or Coke: Dr Pepper
MacDonalds or Burger King: Wendy's
Single or Group Dates: Date?? What's that??? I would think either would be fun....
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Tazo
Chocolate or Vanilla: White Chocolate Rasberry
Cappuccino or Coffee: Flavored Coffee
Do you Smoke: ...yes.... am making an attempt not too though
Do you Swear: swear? who the fuck swears?
Do you Sing: Badly, but yeah
Do you Shower Daily: Religously
Have you Been in Love: Yes.... I'm not sure whether its harder to be in love or out of it
Do you want to go to College: Yeah, take a class here and there when I can afford it
Do you want to get Married: Someday, maybe, if I can find someone I trust
Do you belive in yourself: 92% of the time
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: I think I'm average
Are you a Health Freak: Not a "Health Freak", a Freak... yes...... and I do take care of myself, but not obsessively
Do you get along with your Parents: sometimes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love 'em
Do you play an Instrument: Used to play several, but haven't in a few years
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Alcohol..... Me?...... Nooo....... :::::coughs from choking on words:::::
In the past month have you Smoked: Cigarettes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: What's a date???
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Can't remember
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No, have been the one to make the difficult decision

In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Yes
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: The thoughts of those who don't know how to protect themselves
Ever been Drunk: Drunk?.... Me?........ Never.........
Ever been called a Tease: Repeatedly
Ever been Beaten up: .......yes........
Ever Shoplifted: Peer pressure can be a real bitch
How do you want to Die: In a big way.... go big or go home......
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: That means I gotta think about growing up.... can't I just be an overly responsible Kid?
What country would you most like to Visit: Scottland and Ireland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Honest eyes can be any color.... just show me the truth.... I can read it through your eyes anyway
Favourite Hair Color: Anything goes..... am not overly particular when it comes to physical aspects
Short or Long Hair: Both or a mix of the 2.... I have a thing for shaved heads at the same time i likelong hair or hair just long enough to get you fingers through it
Height: 5'8" or taller..... Nothing against shorter guys.... but it was weird dating a guy that I had to tilt my head down to kiss
Weight: I can't list anything here, I've dated guys one could snap in half like a twig, average guys, and guys that were "big teddy bears" so its all about the personality
Best Clothing Style: Whatever you feel like yourself in
Number of Drugs I have taken: I'm not even gunna go there
Number of CDs I own: Several hundred
Number of Piercings: Used to have 25, currently only have 7
Number of Tattoos: 2, working on accumulating more
Number of things in my Past I Regret: There are things I would have preffered not to have done but doing them has brought me here so it works itself out
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My Blog

For a chuckle...

Watch the dude with the broom... (ie notice his nationality, makes the end even funnier) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKZITB_r8t0 ...
Posted by Madame Lupineaux on Thu, 08 May 2008 12:06:00 PST

A little lost and confused...

When you realize that those you care most about inevitably go away, the one's you give so much of yourself to disappear in the end, that no one ever really lasts, you have to wonder what the...
Posted by Madame Lupineaux on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 01:27:00 PST

Part 1: The concepts (Part 2 to be posted shortly)

Alright, so there have been many times over the years that my lifestyle choices have come up in conversation and I've realized that there is a rather skewed general consensus as to what it means ...
Posted by Madame Lupineaux on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 11:10:00 PST

Coming soon...

I will be occassionally posting blogs in the future viewable only by people on my preferred list only... as I have not actually gotten around to setting this up yet no one is on it, so don't be offend...
Posted by Madame Lupineaux on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 06:31:00 PST

Proof that sex breeds profound insight... Have more!

HELL EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENTThe following is an actual question given on a Washington chemistry mid-term.The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professorshared it with colleagues,...
Posted by Madame Lupineaux on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 06:54:00 PST

Falling Up

  Yesterday was the last Saturday night that I (supposedly) had to work and my new schedule started today which means that mercy (of sorts) has been taken on me to some small extent. Essentially,...
Posted by Madame Lupineaux on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 12:02:00 PST

For the Lawyers... and those none-to-fond of ’em

Best Lawyer Story Maybe the best lawyer story of the year, decade, and probably the century. A Charlotte, North Carolina lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them ag...
Posted by Madame Lupineaux on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 03:53:00 PST

For dramatic flair....

Ok, seriously, what is up with guys??? For all the bitching, moaning, whining and complaining they do about us women-folk being dramatic, they really should be redirecting, at the very least, 1/2...
Posted by Madame Lupineaux on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 10:46:00 PST

Getchyer chuckle on

Always wanted to be a procrastinator, but never got around to it. ~~~~~ My friend has kleptomania, but when it gets bad, he takes something for it. ~~~~~ Did you hear about the big fight that Madonna,...
Posted by Madame Lupineaux on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 07:11:00 PST

Short Story; Dee; 8/24/2001

Written by me in High School... I don't think I actually ever title the short story... Here is an excerpt... I think I'll call it...   Minus   The evening was calm and the sky, clear except ...
Posted by Madame Lupineaux on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 12:23:00 PST