I'm 23yrs old and originally from Wolverhampton but am currently living/studying for my psychology degree in Sheffield, where most people think I'm thick because of my wolvo twang. I moved from a godforsaken little village called Perton where the sun never shines, the birds never sing & even the old folk are smack rats. At the spritely age of 21 I shaved my scrotum and set off for university in search of poverty, cheap beer, and women that smell of burgers. I've found poverty and cheap beer but my quest for a flamegrilled, big mac flavoured woman is still incomplete. When I'm not studying, drinking, or being a general layabout I like to rave my titties off, chat bollox (ay it!), play my guitar & occasionally write the odd tune (if you can call them that).
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Matthew Johnson
Birthday: 8th November
Birthplace: Wolverhampton
Current Location: Costa del Sheffield
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5'11ish
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left
Your Heritage: English
The Shoes You Wore Today: None, I have'nt left the flat all day
Your Weakness: Pukrar & booze
Your Fears: Amounting to nothing
Your Perfect Pizza: Pronto's special from Sheffield's finest
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: 2.1 degree classification
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Bollox
Thoughts First Waking Up: I want to go back to sleep
Your Best Physical Feature: unknown
Your Bedtime: whenever I'm knackered
Your Most Missed Memory: Raving back in the day, getting messy & not a care in the world
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger king all the way but it's all crap anyway
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Just normal tea thankyou, no cosmopolitan bullshit for me tar
Chocolate or Vanilla: A gentleman never divulges his preference for the pink or the stink
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither
Do you Smoke: Yes
Do you Swear: Mind your own business you cheeky cunt|
Do you Sing: Very badly
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: I refer you to my weaknesses section
Do you want to go to College: Already at uni
Do you want to get Married: Maybe
Do you belive in yourself: I'm breathing & I see my reflection in the mirror every morning, don't need to believe in myself because I have come to realise over the years that, yes I do actually exist
Do you get Motion Sickness: When I was kid
Do you think you are Attractive: Thats for other people to decide
Are you a Health Freak: If you mean in the sit on my arse and do sweet FA sense then yes I am a health freak
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: As long as I'm not next to a tree
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar, can play violin/viola
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Rhetorical question
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Behave, I hate shoppiung
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No I'm a student
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No, but have taken a dump within the last month
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Only in the shower
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: Been called a tit a few times if that counts
Ever been Beaten up: Yes
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: Peacefully
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Psychologist in an applied area
What country would you most like to Visit: Australia, Amsterdam, America (I'll start the B's soon)
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