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Kevin Mac

An empty keg is a sad keg.

About Me

I am a male. Young, dumb and full of.....blood and vital organs. I have two arms. I have three testicles. I really like beer and ice cream. Chocolate is my favorite, you should try it sometime. I like hanging out, partying and havinga good time. I'm somewhat of a workaholic, so I like just kicking back once in a while. I like saying random things that probably should not be taken seriously (see above), but I say them for the reason of making you laugh. If it didn't work....eat me.


My Interests

Beer. Football. Sex. Beethoven. Infomercials at 3am. Bob Costas. The Fall of Communism.

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet people who won't piss me off on a daily basis and who won't mind my extensive porn collection. I would like to meet someone who understands "The American Dream" but can't speak a word of English if their life depended on it. I'd love to meet porn stars, random women, friends old and new, and wacky characters.
No, I don't live in Asia! This map stuff sucks!
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Music:

Anthrax, Slayer, The Tossers, AC/DC, Tool....the list can go on and on. I like most music. Not too fond of rap and country, though. I like music that will scare the living bejeezus out of your grandmother....like John Tesh.

Television:

Down with Oprah! Death to Dr. Phil! Bring back ALF!

Books:

Catch-22. On the Road. The Tell-Tale Heart. Anything by Hunter S. Thompson. Anything with pictures....lots of pictures....and not many words.

Heroes:

Slater, from Saved by the Bell! .. width="425" height="350" ..

My Blog

I wish I had a camera!

Man, I look GOOD! After a long day of work, getting dirty and stinky, I came home and scrubbed myself silly in the shower. Then I put on a suit (YES I own a suit) and went for my firefighter intervi...
Posted by Kevin Mac on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 05:38:00 PST

Thousand of People Everywhere Wait in Line for Food....

....while thousands, maybe millions, wait in line across America for a fucking video game console.    Was it a full moon?  The alignment of the planets?  Perhaps even just som...
Posted by Kevin Mac on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 03:33:00 PST

Hey, I like Godsmack, but......

..... why the fuck do all these bands feel the need to message me and friend request me because they saw me on the Godsmack friend list?????I have never received anything from anyone because they saw ...
Posted by Kevin Mac on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 07:28:00 PST

School Daze

I remember not too long ago, when I was 24 and everybody thought I was 17 or 18.  Yes, I had the dazzling good looks of Val Kilmer after being set on fire and had the fire beaten out by a chain. ...
Posted by Kevin Mac on Tue, 23 May 2006 10:12:00 PST

Tag (Tim's a Douchebag)

Alright, I got tagged by Tim.  Not like that, sicko.  Not the way I wanted to write my first blog, but, eh......so be it. So the rules are, once you've been tagged, you have to write a blog ...
Posted by Kevin Mac on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 05:42:00 PST