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Eric

It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose

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Those are the places I've been so far, though I feel like I'm missing something there. Anyway doing that made me realize that I've basically done a ring around the USA, but I can't think of any reason I will ever need to see Kansas or Wyoming or...well the rest of them.Killswitch Engage covering Dio, lead singer from CT of course.

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Greatest hockey game EVER! this is not a bunch of seperate clips, this is all from one game, fuck Patrick Roy, only 'mos talk to the posts. My favorite part is Mccarty makinf Lemieux go into turtel mode, along with Shanahan taking out Roy, and of course Vernon beating the shit out of Roy is good as well.I am me, 27 now (halfway to 58), Navy, Doin what I do. stop asking about my cousins in my top 8, the girls anyway. I play hockey, basketball, softball and whatever else there is to play. Sometimes I think about Kangaroos and wonder why they exist, and if their existence is part of the answer to the "why are we here" question, following that I figure that either way I think that it would be best if we kill those jive turkey hopping motherfuckers off as soon as we can. I also feel this way about Orangutangs and Sloths, 3-toed sloths, not 2-toed. But seriously, how far do you think you could punt a dwarf?I would also like to meet Bill Buckner and laugh at him as i shake his hand...see video below for why.
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My Interests

Music, Sports, Women, Reading, Living

I'd like to meet:

Someone to play music with, in Jacksonville,I sing. Just want to do something.Oh and meeting jesus and asking him What Would You Do? might be funny (because I don't think he'd get the context of it all)Also, maybe some really cute fun (preferably sane) girl. But those seem to be hard to find.

Music:

Everyone listens to music of different types, mine are too many to list but vary from Hardcore to Reggae to Rap to Jazz to Drum & Bass to...well you get the picture

Movies:

Shawshank Redemption, Almost Famous, Donnie Darko, Sexy Beast, Dancer In The Dark, American Splendor, Enemy At The Gates, Amelie, Apocalypse Now (Redux), O Brother Where Art Thou, Citizen Kane, High Fidelity, Field Of Dreams, City Of God, Billy Elliot, The Usual Suspects, Casablanca, Snatch, Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, Patton, Kubrick (all of them), Secretary and many many more. My DVD collection is quite impressive...or sad, depending on how you look at it.

Television:

Simpsons, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Family Guy, Frasier, MST3K, King Of The Hill, Futurama, Star Trek TNG/DS9, Cheers, Six Feet Under, SportsNight, Rome and many more.

Books:

Da Vinci Code, Angels & Demons, Get Fuzzy, Calvin and Hobbes, Watchmen and a bunch more.

Heroes:

Bill Hicks, George Carlin, Don Imus, Mookie Wilson/Bill Buckner ('86!!!!), Jim Calhoun, John Stockton, Rocket (City Of God), Henry Rollins

My Blog

The Trip

After about 16 hours and 30 minutes of travel (not counting the 10 hours from when I left NYC to when I got on the plane in Norfolk) I have finally arrived in Greece. We got in at about 9:30 p.m....
Posted by Eric on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 10:50:00 PST

Farewell to Jacksonville

So 3 years have passed in this odd "city" and I am getting ready for the movers who will arrive shortly. I am headed to Greece for those that don't know. Looking forward to it. Have mixed thoughts ab...
Posted by Eric on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 11:34:00 PST

My North Korea day

So today I just relaxed and fucked around on Youtube and for some reason North Korea came to mind. I'm utterly fascinated by that place. Have been for a while, just a very interesting place. Anyw...
Posted by Eric on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 08:16:00 PST

You don't see enough...

You don't see enough black midgets or "blidgets" these days. I saw one in Daytona today and was thinking to myself that midgets overall aren't as common as they once were, black ones in particular. I ...
Posted by Eric on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 08:27:00 PST

I think it is great...

that all of these young women who like taking scantily clad pictures of themselves, are moving into my town and like my myspace page so much they want to hang out. I must be the luckiest boy on myspac...
Posted by Eric on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 05:33:00 PST

Cindy Sheehan

So this woman was arrested yet again, and I can't help but wonder how her mind works. Losing a son is a very sad and awful thing I know, but then to use him as a tool to further your political ideolog...
Posted by Eric on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 08:52:00 PST

Saved By The Bell taught me....

So Cartoon Network is playing old Saved By The Bell episodes, tonight/this morningit's the one where Jessie gets hooked on drugs! Namely....duh duh duhhhhhhh! Caffeine Pills!!! And she went for counse...
Posted by Eric on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 12:58:00 PST

Don Knotts is dead

So Don is dead tonight at 81, but honestly did you know he was still alive? For gods sake he was like 50 on Mayberry RFD and 70 on three's Company. So here is the point, Even if you are well know...
Posted by Eric on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 10:50:00 PST

A Message To You Rudy

Thats a song title and it fits this last weekend. I had to work down in Fort Pierce, where NRD Jacksonville's SEAL applicants competed against NRD Miami's in a physical test. The cool part was th...
Posted by Eric on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 07:22:00 PST

Oh also...

I am 26 now, over halfway to 50. Ill be dead soon enough, and no you cant have my Calvin & Hobbes collection, nor can you have my Autographed Emeka Okafor Jersey. You cocky little gayfag. P.S. Mur...
Posted by Eric on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 10:26:00 PST