I'm a complete selfish prick.
I do what I want, when I want, and I always get my way.
I have had this problem lately...Women I have never met before keep running up to me on the street and shoving money down my pants. What's that all about?
As for my faults, my ex-girlfriend kept on saying I didn't respect her privacy. At least that's what she was always scribbling in her diary anyways. Some girls will make up anything for attention!
Over all, my friends say that if they had a dollar for every one of my faults or things they would change about me, they would have about 37 cents. Some even insist that it would somehow come out to where they ended up owing me money. (Oddly enough, most of them actually do owe me money).
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Ever heard a violin do this before?
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