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go team mom

so my mom just called me. and apparently, yesterday our bitch (and trust me, she's a royal bitch--i don't say things like that often) of a neighbor called the city and decided to complain that we have...
Posted by Jerkface™ on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 10:31:00 PST

stars

Paved sidewalks for the brave, I'll take the first stepPromise to stay close behind in case my heart decides to swayStrength resurfaces, sit cross-legged inside a sidewalk squareColoring clouds with ...
Posted by Jerkface™ on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 09:07:00 PST

this is a question of conscience

dear life in general,i'll take you on.love,jessie...
Posted by Jerkface™ on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 10:23:00 PST

oh heavens: part two

so i started my new classes today.recap:i already love my philosophy class. for a few reasons. mainly because my professor is an absolute babe, haha. my religion class and i already have a mutual hatr...
Posted by Jerkface™ on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 07:53:00 PST

LIFE, WHY DO YOU FORSAKE ME?!

...i love you so much! don't you know that?!ohhh my god. i feel like i'm going to die.send for help.
Posted by Jerkface™ on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 08:37:00 PST

so if your tummy's a rumblin'

...igotchu.because i still have something like... 1200 to burn on my freaking meal plan.in like... two weeks.i think i might feed the homeless of chicago. you know. find bums and feed them to their he...
Posted by Jerkface™ on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 08:29:00 PST

rousseau and i are trying to work things out

i wasn't too terribly fond of him last night. but now..."but consider, in the first place, that although i want to form the man of nature, the object is not, for all that, to make him a savage and to ...
Posted by Jerkface™ on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 07:43:00 PST

MOTHER OF PEARL!

time for a prayer? before jumping into the lake.yep. scary stuff.alex isn't upset because she isn't jumping in.wind demonstration....yep.our competition.more wind demonstrations.after the jump. in car...
Posted by Jerkface™ on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 09:58:00 PST

...i don't want to talk about it...

This weekend has probably been one of the most insane weekends of my life.Yesterday was crazy. I woke up at eight in the morning. Showered. Went to Loyola to meet up with Cari for the polar bear swim....
Posted by Jerkface™ on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 06:48:00 PST

i bid you adieu?

just in case i like...get hypothermia and become hospitalized...you've all been very great friends, haha.wish me luck!
Posted by Jerkface™ on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 07:32:00 PST