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Randy

Tell Me Are You A Bad Fish Too?

About Me


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My Interests

My RockStar Cousin Rafe.

I'd like to meet:

Are we married yet?

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Music:

well i looked my demons in the eyes, bared my chest, said do your best - destroy me. you see, i've been to hell and back so many times, i must admit = you kind of bore me. there's a lot of things that can kill a man, there's a lot of ways to die, listen, some already have who walk beside me. there's alot of things i don't understand, why so many people lie. its the hurt i have that fuels the fire inside me.
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Movies:

true romance
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Add to My Profile | More VideosWalk The Line, A Bronx Tail, Sling Blade, Casino, Good Fellas, True Romance, Swingers, Dazed & Confused, The Edge, Seven, 12 Monkeys, Anything with Morgan Freeman or Anthony Hopkins, Scarface with Casee, Happy Gilmore, Billie Madison, Emmit Otters JugBand Christmas.

Television:

LILY ALLEN - ALFIE

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Add to My Profile | More VideosSopranos, Friday Night Lights, The Office, Entourage, Studio 60, Boxing, Two and a half men, Weeds, Gray's Anatomy, Drake and Josh (screw you the fat kid is hillarious) Intervention, Nip/Tuck,

Books:

Johnny Cash Bio, Lewis Black_Nothing is Sacred,

My Blog

What The Crap Is Wrong With You People? Why I hate Walmart reason 296

WHAT GOES AROUND. What The Crap Is Wrong With You People? Why I hate Walmart reason 296 I suspect my detractors are correct in that if I'm going to continue my tirades of how much I hate WALMART - I ...
Posted by Randy on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 12:14:00 PST

Reasons 478 and 479 of why I hate WALMART!

478:  My wife observed this one. She's funny too. "Ma'am, I am sorry you have to take your fourteen year old daughter back-to-school shopping in the maternity section but could you not use s...
Posted by Randy on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 10:26:00 PST

Reason 378 Of Why I Hate WALMART

I guess WALMART in and of itself isn't the devil. Or maybe it is... whatever.. My overwhelming desire to set the place a-blaze comes from the demographic of absolute degenerates which frequent it. Whe...
Posted by Randy on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 12:06:00 PST

Crazy Total Hip Replacement with A Walker Stalker Lady

Okay baby birds, before I feed you the story there are two things that you need to understand. The first of which is that it is completely true. It is an accurate unembellished depiction of true even...
Posted by Randy on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 09:44:00 PST

So what are we the pedophile dumping grounds of upstate New York?

So what are we the pedophile dumping grounds of upstate New York? We get these regularly updated lists of registered sex offenders in Broome County consisting of name, race, photo (profile), crime co...
Posted by Randy on Thu, 17 May 2007 07:41:00 PST

Why Are Teenagers So Retarded.

May 1, 2007 Why Are Teenagers So Retarded? Were we this retarded? Let me clarify. I would never call someone who was born mentally challenged a retard. That would be inappropriate. I call them specia...
Posted by Randy on Wed, 02 May 2007 04:26:00 PST

I Use To Think Bag Pipers Were Crazy!!!

So what was it... Saturday - right? It's about 2:30 in the afternoon and I'm just leaving my accountants office which happens to be located directly across from NIPS. (For those of you unfamiliar with...
Posted by Randy on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 08:46:00 PST