Anime, Video Games, Swimming, Gymnastics, Drawing, Playing Guitar, Flute, Drums, Piano, Ice Skating, Roller Blading, Kung Fu, Karate, Ninjitsu, Bruce Lee, Cosplay, Latin music, Dancing
I'd like to meet:
Fuck you number ONE:
There is NO SUCH THING as a MySpace Tracker.
It does NOT exist. So quit posting stupid bulletins like
"OH-MY-GOD this WORKS!!!"
No, it doesnt.
Fuck You number TWO:
To the people who have like 25,000 friends;
Are you fucking serious?
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.
Fuck you number THREE:
Don't ever post pictures and say:
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
because if you were, you wouldn't post them.
If you do you're a fucking moron.
Fuck you number FOUR:
NOBODY cares about threats over the internet,
so don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the Special Olympics;
Even if you win, you're still retarded.
Fuck you number FIVE:
Quit crying because you're not on someones 'Top 8'.
Who cares?!?
ITS MYSPACE!!!
If you really cared that much, you would
pick up the damn phone!
Fuck you number SIX:
Who really cares if I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"What's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend, that's what's up,
Asshole....
Fuck you number SEVEN:
6th graders who have MySpace and look like sluts,
and act like whores;
Go somewhere else because nobody wants you here.
And Parents -
Quit blaming MySpace for your kid being a hooker,
she was a whore before MySpace,
and she'd be a whore without it!
Fuck you number EIGHT:
If you open a bulletin and it says something like repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape you tonight, or some dead bitch is going to rape your mom - quit being dumb!
Fuck you number NINE:
Myspace was created to keep up with friends.
Quit trying to check up on your ex!!
Come on, now, people, its called stalking...you might as well be sitting in front of their house with binoculars.
Fuck you number TEN:
HERE ARE THE GUYS I WOULD NOT LIKE TO MEET:
HORNY, DESPERATE GUYS: First of all, my profile says that I am here for FRIENDS...NOT Boyfriends, Booty Calls, Sugar Daddies, Stalkers, etc. If you are looking for a girlfriend then stop wanking your tiny dick off to my pictures and LEAVE ME ALONE! There are plenty of girls on myspace looking for boyfriends, why the fuck are you bothering me?
LIL JOHN OR FLAVA FLAV IS YOUR ROLE MODEL GUYS: Forgive me, but improper English, Fo-bonics and Bad typing grammar are 3 things that make me want to female circumsize myself...
KEVIN FEDERLINE IS YOUR ROLE MODEL GUYS: You guys *almost* make the Lil John wannabes look good...
I'M 40 YEARS OLD AND I STILL LIVE WITH MY MOM GUYS: What the hell are you doing on myspace when there is Eharmony?? Don't send me a message saying "hey baby let's hook up".
"YEAH, I WANT TO GO TO JAPAN, TOO! um..I LOVE BRUCE LEE" GUYS: Stop pretending to be interested in what I'm interested in.
So yeah...If you fall into one of more of these categories, Go wank somewhere else.
I'm not trying to scare anyone off. If you genuinely share some interests that I have, feel free to talk with me about it.
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Music:
3 doors Down, 9 Inch Dial, 10 Years, Acceptance, Adema, Alkaline Trio, Asian Kung Fu Generation, Atreyu, AudioSlave, Avenged Sevenfold, Aventura, Ayumi Hamasaki, Avril Lavigne, Blink 182, Boa Kwon, Breaking Benjamin, Breaking Point, Celine Dion, CheVelle, Creed, CrossFade, DABO, Daddy Yankee, Dashboard Confessional, Do As Infinity, Dir en Grey, DISTURBED, Dixie Chicks, Eminem, EXILE, Faith Hill, Finch, Foo Fighters, GACKT, God Forbid, Good Charlotte, Gorillaz, Green Day, HateBreed, Heaven Shall Burn, Hector El Father, High and Mighy Color, Hikaru Utada, Jay-Z, Jimmy Eats World, KoRn, Kumbia Kings, Lacuna Coil, L'Arc~en~ciel, Linkin Park, Lost Prophets, LullaCry, Mucc, MudVayne, My Chemical Romance, Namie Amuro, NickleBack, Nine Inch Nials, Nirvana, Rancid, Secondhand Serenade, Seether, Simple Plan, SlipKnot, Static-X, Stone Sour, Sugarcult, System Of A Down, Papa Roach, PitBull, Psycho le Cemu, Relient K, T.A.T.U, The Bravery, The Hurt Process, The Killers, The Used, Taproot, Tito El Bambino, Trapt, UVERworld, Weezer, Wisin y Yandel, Xtreme, ZEEBRA, Zion
Movies:
The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift
Television:
La Fea mas bella, Heros, Days of our lives, Passions, Medium
Books:
Harry Potter and bunches of Manga
