BARTENDING,DANCING,DRINKING,THAT PRETTY MUCH SUMS IT UP.
Have you ever wondered why
Filipinos don't look very Asian sometimes?
(bigger eyes, flatter noses)
Well it's your lucky day because
I'm gonna tell you that Filipinos are mutts,
(we all know mixed breeds are flippin sexy)
and which ethnicities make up a Filipino.
The original inhabitants of Philippines
were black midgets called Negritos.
They are now referred to as "tribals"
because they live in tribes in the mountains,
away from technology and junk.
(yes, they're still alive)
Anyways, the Spanish
(Magellan and them)
came by and were like
"Que, midgetos negros!
Letso havo sexo with themo."
That means they wanted to hook
up with black midgets.
So BAM, half black and half Spanish.
Then the Chinese came and they said
"Ching ching chang,
we want stick 3 inch wang"
since we were a sexy mix of black/Spanish.
So there you have it:
half Chinese,
a quarter Spanish,
and a quarter black.
Filipino.
Sexy.
Best.
Summed up,
Filipinos have the Chinese mind,
the Spanish charm,
and the Black penis.
The end.
...ANYONE SERIOUS!QUOTE FOR THE DAY N EVERY DAY AFTER:"Don`t go for looks; they can
deceive. Don`t go for wealth;
even that fades away. Go for
someone who makes you smile,
because it takes only a smile
to make a dark day seem bright.
Find the one that makes your
heart smile."Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
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