HRRRMMMM how to describe myself......Well for starters Im a bit of a retired adrenaline junkie. I can honestly say, and most of my closest friends can attest, I HAVE NO CLUE HOW IM STILL ALIVE TODAY. Over the years lost enough blood to stock your local bloddbank, had enough broken bones to make a full body collage from my x-ray pictures, had enough close to death experiences to make Darwin roll over in his grave and all in the name of "OOOOO that sounds like fun" or "...hey Mazur I bet you cant...."
I am married to an AWESOME woman who has spent a good 6 years breaking me of that blank look, thus stopping the "OOO check this out...." cycle from even starting. I havent been in a hosptial in over 2 years. I still find myself tempting fate time to time(especialy when shes not looking) and have never grown out of nekid bon fire jumping, keeps my sack "baby ass smooth" and saves me $$$ on razorblades :P
While at home im comfortably quiet and geared down, but put me in any social situation and Im a completly differnt person. There is no subject too taboo for me to make fun of, no challenge I will back down from (this really get me in trouble), not enough duct tape in the world to keep my mouth shut or enough chains to keep me from bouncing off the walls. I have always been a social butterfly and social gatherings always bring out the best (and sometimes worst) of my personality. Ive been jokingly nicknamed the "social dictator" by my buddies back home(still missing you guys and you know who you are) due to my somewhat "bullish" social demenor.
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You Are Gonzo the Great
"Is something burning in here? Oh, it's just me."
You're a total nutball who will do anything for attention.
The first to take a dare, you'll pull almost any stunt.
You're one weird looking creature, but your chickens don't mind! The Muppet Personality Test
Your Aura is Orange
You're a bit of a loner, but you're never lonely. You know how to entertain yourself.
Whether you're trying an extreme sport or a new weird food, you always live on the edge.
The purpose of your life: testing limits - both physical and mental... and then telling people about it.
Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
"I dunno, press the button and find out." What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?
