Kyle

I’m short and fat. I’m often compared to an overweight leprechaun. Some people say I look like an Eskimo, but I hate the cold weather so I don’t agree with that. I often wear short pants and people at gas stations often ask me for money, thusly I think the leprechaun is a closer comparison. I enjoy outdoor activities like sitting outside and laying down outside. I appreciate simple things like cereal with milk, a good massage, and napping with attractive girls who like me. My last enjoyment has a stipulation that generally prevents it from occurring, but hey here’s to hoping. I also enjoy talking to people, listening to music and finding new bands, watching movies, and well drinking from time to time. Anyone who is taking the time to read about me, this shot is for you.