The Spartan That Just Owned Your Ass

About Me

yes my name is JoeKingÂ©I am a senior at reynolds high school. I am an artist (or i try to be), I like to act, draw and to just hang out with my firends. "Insert Something Absolutly Hilarious Here" ..

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My Interests

Anything that can hold my attention span for more than thirty-seconds.
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I'd like to meet:

.. Almost every single person in the entire unvierse, only almost beacuse I know a lot of those people are just strait up assholes. This guy is awsome-Your results:
You are Batman Batman 100% Green Lantern 75% Wonder Woman 55% Robin 50% Catwoman 50% The Flash 45% Supergirl 40% Hulk 40% Iron Man 40% Spider-Man 30% Superman 25% You are dark, love gadgets
and have vowed to help the innocent
not suffer the pain you have endured.
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Your results:
You are The Joker The Joker 81% Magneto 64% Mr. Freeze 64% Two-Face 64% Dr. Doom 59% Green Goblin 56% Lex Luthor 53% Juggernaut 48% Apocalypse 46% Riddler 46% Dark Phoenix 43% Catwoman 42% Venom 37% Poison Ivy 33% Kingpin 26% Mystique 12% The Clown Prince of Crime. You are a brilliant mastermind but are criminally insane. You love to joke around while accomplishing the task at hand.
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Which Tim Burton character are you?
Batman
It doesn't get much cooler than that.

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Music:

Queen, Areosmith, the Beatles, the Beach Boys, Franz Ferdinane (I think thats how you spell it) and oh so much more...

Movies:

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind Moulin Rouge The Nightmare Before Christmas Anchor Man 40-year old virgin The Best of SNL people Inidian Jones (all of 'em. but mostly the one with Sean Conory) The Batman Movies The Spiderman Movies Honestly if you think of a movie ask me about it and I'll tel you if I like it or not.

Television:

Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Futurama, Simpsons, and all cartoons pretty much.

Books:

Every single one... I haven't done anything for awhile so I've been reading.But if you do get a chance read the Dark Tower Series by Steohen King it is the best thing ever, almost better than sex... almost.

Heroes:

Batman, easily Batman, because everytime I'm in Gotham City and I find myself being held hostage by the Joker I know who will save me and it sure aint Superman.

My Blog

Short story

The meadow was glowing in the setting sun, the light dew that covered its grassy slopes and small willow...
Posted by The Spartan That Just Owned Your Ass on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 11:16:00 PST

This doesnt make sense...

Not much to say these days... Maybe that's a good thing, who knows... I'm at a loss for words... Im at a loss with this world... Im just lost... Does anyone know where they are, does anything hold the...
Posted by The Spartan That Just Owned Your Ass on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 10:21:00 PST

New story

One The red sun rose high into the air as time moved on. The desert ground was dry and broken, the empty void of life was noticble thorugh out the reaching hands of the desert. Few animals now lived ...
Posted by The Spartan That Just Owned Your Ass on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 10:26:00 PST

Religion, what I really think...

The whole idea of religion is to live your life in a good and healthy way, if there is a god (and I am not saying there isn't), do you really think that he would want you to follow a religion where so...
Posted by The Spartan That Just Owned Your Ass on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 12:01:00 PST

I figured it out!!!!!!

I know how I can earn money... I will become a man whore, thats right you heard me, Joe King the man whore. Business is open.
Posted by The Spartan That Just Owned Your Ass on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 08:42:00 PST

The true meaning be hind our existence

This is a wonderful message that George Carlin wrote, and oh, so appropriate this time of year. It is a bit long, and you have probably read it before but worth reading again!A wonderful message by Ge...
Posted by The Spartan That Just Owned Your Ass on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 10:01:00 PST

6 weird habits

So I dont know why I am doing this but oh well.... 1. I can qoute Anchor Man and Holy Grail, and every time I watch them I must. 2.If I dont know the words to a song that I am listeng to, I jus...
Posted by The Spartan That Just Owned Your Ass on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 01:22:00 PST

Religion

I am tired of people thinking they can tell other people what their god can do. It is my opinion that one should find their own god, whatever that being maybe like, no one should tell other people wha...
Posted by The Spartan That Just Owned Your Ass on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 11:33:00 PST

hey look I suck

Watch I am going to write a poem, don't know how to though, I'll give a high-five to anybody who can tell me what it's about: He rises from the ashes of a battle long gone, the battle is a lost and th...
Posted by The Spartan That Just Owned Your Ass on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 11:33:00 PST

Rock Lobster!!!!!!

We were at a partyHis ear lobe fell in the deepSomeone reached in and grabbed itIt was a rock lobsterWe were at the beachEverybody had matching towelsSomebody went under a dockAnd there they saw a roc...
Posted by The Spartan That Just Owned Your Ass on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST