RIP MOTES
RIP HUNT
RIP CHRISTINE
RIP OMAR
PRAY FOR CALEB
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My Movies:
Chronicles of Riddick, Glory
Goodfellas, Godfather I-III, Dog Day Afternoon
Carlito's Way, Boondock Saints
Shawshank Redemption
Harold & Kumar (go to Whitecastle)
Deliver us from Eva (dont laugh at me. I love Gabrielle Union)
Friday, 300
Snatch, The Green Mile
I'm International
Places I have Lived: (From Birth until Today)
NLI=No Longer an Installation
Augusta, GA * Bad Kreuznach, Germany
Weisbaden, Germany * Fort Devens, (NLI) MA
K-Town, Ramstein AFB, Landstuhl, Germany
Frankfurt, Germany * Ft. Leavenworth, KS
Colorado Springs, CO * Seoul, Yongsan, ROK (Korea)
Giessen, Germany * Chesapeake, VA
Morgantown, WV * Norfolk, VA
Comin to Rest in P-town... VA.... 757.... White Trays Liquor Beachin Easy
Places I have Been: (From Birth until Today)
USA
*Every State except 4: Montana, North Dakota, Nebaska, Alaska
Cities I've Seen
Copenhagen, Denmark * Amsterdam, Netherlands
Madrid, Espana * Paris, France
London, England * Rome, Italy
Venice, Italy * Vatican City
Prague, Czech Rep. * Warsaw, Poland
Shape, Belgium * Luxembourg
Austria * South Korea * North Korea
Japan * Mexico * Canada
There some more in Europe, but I'm tired...
Next Stop:
Columbia and Brazil
What's Playin at the Movies in P-Town: -LINKED-
P ortsmouth, VA
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Desert Eagle .50
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Legend of the Eagle:
Anyone who knows this country boy, knows that I've always had a rather weird fascination with guns. I mean I'm from West by God Virginia. But the eagle is unlike any rifle or handgun on the market, in that it's so powerful it takes to hands to shoot. Always. No homo. Unless you want to break your arm. It's the beauty of security, and the history of excellence.
INNER CONFLICT
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O kay, so here's a joke 4 ya........ A guy walks into a bar, which happens to be at the top of a 20 story building. He sits down next to this other guy, who has 3 shots of Tequila in front of him. They exchange hello's, and in a lil bit, the other guy takes a deep breath, slams the 3 shots, and jumps out the window of the bar. The other guy can't believe it! "What the hell was that?" He goes back to his drinking. About 5 minutes later, the jumper comes back in, sits down at the bar, and says, "Bartender, 3 more shots of Tequila." The Bartender lines them up. After a few minutes, he takes a deep breath again, slams all 3 shots, and jumps out the window! The other guy says, " Oh WTF is this?!?!" He asks the bartender, but the bartender just says he's been doing that all day. 5 minutes later, the guy comes back up. "Bartender, 3 more..." Guy 2 says, "WHOAWHOAWHOA, hold on a minute! What the hell are you doing???" Guy 1 says, "Oh it's totally awesome. You take a deep breath, do 3 shots of Tequila to relax you and take your mind off the ground, jump out the window. The wind shear off the side of the building will keep you afloat, and you coast down to the ground, landing on your feet. Try it. It's awesome!!!" so guy 2 says, "Oh I gotta try this. Bartender, 3 shots of Tequila." Bartender lines them up. Guy 2 is pretty nervous tho, and Guy 1 reassures him it's safe. Finally guy 2 says, "ok, here goes" Takes a deep breath, does the 3 shots of Tequila, jumps out the window, and crashes on the ground to his death. The bartender says, "You know, Superman, you're a real asshole when you're drunk."A Drunk and his Valuables are Soon Parted.
A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back and forth.A cop on the beat sees him and approaches "Can I help you sir?""Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr" the man replies.The cop asks "Where was your car the last time you saw it?""It wasss on the end of thisshh key" the man replies.About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's wiener hanging out of his fly for all the world to see.He asks the man "Sir are you aware that you are exposing yourself?"Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and without missing a beat, blurts out.........."Holy shit ----- My girlfriend's gone, too!!!!!"
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