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Michelle Morra

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About Me

{I have been known to stand in front of a nonautomated door for a good five minutes expecting it to open. I do not embarrass easily. Con Edison vehicles make me happy as I often mistake them for Mister Softee trucks. I base all of my serious life decisions on my daughter's talking Ask Yoda doll. I drink large quantities of earl grey tea and decaf hazelnut coffee. One day, my sister suggested that I consume something other than coffee or tea. I did not understand what she was saying. I enjoy purchasing concert tickets only to show up in time for the encore. Sometimes, I don't show up at all. I typically don't dream when I sleep, but when I do, it's about anti-static hair products. A boy once asked me if I had any outdoor hobbies. I did not understand what he was saying. My hair is long and in my eyes for the most part. I prefer it that way. I do not like the cold or the snow. When I ski, I become a menace to society. I tried it once and almost took out an entire section of special needs children. Fortunately, they took pity on me and helped me down the remainder of the mountain.}Sometimes I earn money as a makeup artist. I am very big in the bridal community....huge, actually. Ginormous, even. I'm exceptionally talented...so let me be your makeup artist...it will be just like you doing your own makeup, only funner!My business card.....I like pink.

My Interests


My interests....my daughter, my nephew, my niece, music, music, music, taking your picture for The Crawl , Nylon Magazine, The Morton Salt Umbrella Girl, watching Breakfast at Tiffany's on my iPod, Rescue Remedy, being your makeup artist, changing my MySpace page every other day, pin-up art, vintage clothing, instant oatmeal, imitating Lukas Rossi, black sunglasses that are way too dark and way too big, all things pink, Ensure, Polly of California heels, emerging from my pocketbook unscathed, religious candles, Stars Hollow, boys who wear eyeliner, driving on empty, crying at the series finale of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, the word plebeian, cups with travel lids, Coinstar, ex-boyfriends who perform periodic drive-bys of my house, finding my keys, going to Domino's Pizza for brownies, decaf hazelnut coffee, 7-Eleven, deep-fried oreos and Carlos D of Interpol

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who will let me take their picture for The Crawl ....sometimes I earn money documenting nightlife in the Lower Hudson Valley....I believe my official job title is "That Girl From The Crawl"...

Music:


- Pretenders LyricsI love Last.fm like whoa!

The Raveonettes - Lust Lust Lust

Neko Case - Blacklisted

Black Mountain - In the Future

Interpol - Our Love to Admire

The White Stripes - Icky Thump

Pete Yorn - Musicforthemorningafter
And this AMAZING band called Miles to Dayton

Movies:

Volver, Happiness of the Katakuris, One Missed Call (The Takashi Miike version NOT the crappy Ed Burns one), The Great Yokai War, Fudoh: The Next Generation, Waiting for Guffman, Chocolat, The Birds, Rear Window, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Wait Until Dark, Memoirs of a Geisha, French Kiss, Stranger Than Fiction, 9 to 5 ("I'm no fool. I've killed the boss, you think they're not gonna fire me for a thing like that?") all things Tim Burton, all things Quentin Tarantino.

Television:

Currently, Samantha Who?, American Idol, Dancing With The Stars, Flight of the Conchords, The Girls Next Door. On my iPod, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia and Buffy The Vampire Slayer. When I was younger, The Munsters, The Addams Family, Dark Shadows and The Ghost and Mrs. Muir. I think I found them comforting because my Grandpa looked like Vincent Price.

Books:

Like Water for Chocolate, The Secret Life of Bees, The Alchemist, Memoirs of a Geisha, The Picture of Dorian Gray

Heroes:

My Dad...I miss him....Get Your Own! | View Slideshow

My Blog

The Pier View on The Crawl!

News pics on The Crawl of Saturday night's escapades at The Pier View.......
Posted by Michelle Morra on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 01:16:00 PST

Samantha Who? makes me happy :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5P2SheUPe4 ...
Posted by Michelle Morra on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 08:08:00 PST

Newbies on The Crawl!

Mamaroneck Avenue newcomers The Brazen Fox and Elements are this week's Top Hot Spots on The Crawl! Take a look at who's partying.......
Posted by Michelle Morra on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 06:46:00 PST

I still love this movie....

Swingers...Mikey’s Phone Call
Posted by Michelle Morra on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 06:55:00 PST

The Claude Gallery on The Crawl!

Oooh...new pics posted on The Crawl from The Claude Gallery!    .. ...
Posted by Michelle Morra on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 01:43:00 PST

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia - Sweet Dees Dating A Retarded Person
Posted by Michelle Morra on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 10:07:00 PST

New pics posted on The Crawl....

...from The Lazy Lounge in White Plains....check it.... The Lazy Lounge...
Posted by Michelle Morra on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 06:35:00 PST

All About Aries

Yup, yup... Aries was named after the Greek god of war, and its patron planet is Mars, his Roman counterpart. Astrologically speaking, the Red Planet has long been associated with ’red’ qu...
Posted by Michelle Morra on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 09:39:00 PST

Happy St. Patricks Day! OUCH!

Okay, okay, I’ve learned my lesson! I was pinched way too many times for not wearing green yesterday! Owie.... New pics on The Crawl from St. Patty’s Day and Lucy’s Lounge!...
Posted by Michelle Morra on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 11:19:00 PST

THE WORLDS SHORTEST FAIRY TALE!

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said: 'NO!' And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, neve...
Posted by Michelle Morra on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 05:15:00 PST