Professional Wrestling, Air Hockey, Video Games, Weebl and Bob cartoons, the great stuff produced by my friend over at Flashcartoons.org, the fine radio program produced over at wrestlecrap.com,monkeys named El Bandito, Chimpy D, and Archibold Pooflinga, and the ratio of chicken to burrito that Chipolte uses.
Anyone who can withstand the force of Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick. So far no one has lived to tell the tale.
The Ugly Fat Kids, D.M.R.E., ,Gingerjake ,The Payback ,Dingus ,JohnnyRook ,Tonnage ,Death in Small Doses Atmosphere, ,Throw The Fight ,No Pride ,Build Or Burn ,Knonam, Atreyu ,The Streets ,Eighteen Visions ,Bullet For My Valentine ,Clutch ,Stevie Wonder ,Lamb of God ,Stevie Ray Vaughn ,Mercy Drive ,McNastee ,AC/DC ,KISS ,A New Found Glory ,Bowling For Soup ,Pantera ,Throwdown ,Scissorfight (Thanks Nate) Avenged Sevenfold, ,SevenDust ,Tenacious D, Guy Sebastian, Ozark Mountain Daredevils, John Coltrane, Buddy Guy, Warrant, ,Graveyard BBQ ,Andre Williams ,CKY
Transformers, The Simpsons Movie, Knocked Up, The trilogies (Star Wars, Bad News Bears, The NJ trilogy along with all of Kevin's other movies... NOT LOTR, those movies suck. "It's nothing but a bunch of walking...even the trees walk in that movie!" Scarface, Both Transporter movies, Enternal Sunshine of the Spotless mind, Enemy at the Gates, Shaolin Soccer, Kung-Fu Hustle, The Last Dragon,Boondock Saints, Crank, Rounders, Face/Off,Goldfinger,From Russia with Love, Casino Royale, Blades of Glory, A Clockwork Orange, 2001: A Space Oddessy
The Simpsons,MST 3000(I miss this show so much)Family Guy,Prison Break,This Old House, Forensics Files, and whatever sports team happens to be on that night(exception being basketball...or well basketball really. I just don't find in interesting, at all.)
Anything written about professional wrestling, anything by Tom Clancey, Chuck Pahlinuk, David Sedaris, or R.D Reynolds
Anyone who's had some sort of positive impact on my life. You know who you are.
And this "pimp" right here.