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Rob

Medics should come with bears

About Me

So one day a llama came along and took a giant bite out of the side of the sun. Because llamas are amazing, the llama didn't die, of course. In fact, the llama wasn't even hurt. The llama just kind of floated there in space, chewing the bite it had just taken out of the sun. After the llama was done chewing, the llama gave a fantastic, majestic belch and released the pygmy people into the universe.

The moral of the story: pygmy people come from flaming llama belch.

Okay thank you.


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My Interests

~Scaring poor drivers while crossing the street
~Dropping bunny bombs
~Flailing
~Hopping
~Godzjira
~I wish my guinea pig could do that
~Yon menching
~Cooling overheated waterfowl
~Flopping

I'd like to meet:

Don't be afraid to make a wish, dear.

Music:

DREAMWRIGHT,THE HUSH SOUND, THE FRAY, STARS, THIS HOLIDAY LIFE, LYDIA, BRIGHTWOOD, THE SPILL CANVAS, DAPHNE LOVES DERBY, Nickelback, Evanescence, Oasis, Fall Out Boy, Relient K, Coldplay, Smile Empty Soul, Everclear, Red Hot Chili Peppers, John Mayer, Three Days Grace, Linkin Park, Josh Groban, Weezer, Green Day, Random Spanish Music, Anything really, but especially Melophobia

Movies:

~Notting Hill

Television:

BSG + misc. sci-fi

Books:

~"American Gods" by Neil Gaiman
~"Neverwhere" by Neil Gaiman
~"Angels in America: Part One: Millennium Approaches" by Tony Kushner
~Twilight and New Moon.... should be read only when you're not messed up in the head

Heroes:

Max Payne. No joke.

My Blog

Why do I keep missing stuff?

If one thing in my life is going really, really right, then I can rest assured that something else is going really, really wrong.  If one thing in my life is going mildly wrong, then I can rest a...
Posted by Rob on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 01:23:00 PST

We were insane

I seem to have lost my way. These past 3 days have shown me what I'd banished from my life because of inappropriate shame.  This time period has had its complete ups and downs, but for the most p...
Posted by Rob on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 04:00:00 PST

JAY KAY

GAHAHAHAHA I AM SUCH AN AUDIOPHILE. "The Holiday" definitely blew me away because of the soundtrack. Oh yeah, that and Cameron Diaz and Jude Law were freakin perfect for their roles.  Their first...
Posted by Rob on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 01:13:00 PST

Hey help me out here

"Oh my goodness, if you were a guy, I'd call you a wanker."~Me Can someone please confirm that I said this in real life, not just in a dream?  I think I'd be really, really sad if something ...
Posted by Rob on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 10:48:00 PST

The number of reads is incredible

He starts with her back, cuz that's what he seesWhen she's breaking his heart, she still fucks like a teaseRelease to the sky, look him straight in the eyeAnd tell him right now that you wish he would...
Posted by Rob on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 10:32:00 PST

Cage

I want to see the ocean again. I want my eyes to be free, seeing as far as they can with no limit, even if I can't be free as a whole. I was looking through pictures of the 5.0's time at Indianola, an...
Posted by Rob on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 04:33:00 PST

Approx pissed off

Friggin a, I still can't get it out of my head.Getting ahead is JUST getting ahead, alright, and most people just do it for the money. Besides money, why would someone get so wrapped up in getting ah...
Posted by Rob on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 08:39:00 PST

Forever vigilant

Okay, I swear that when you Capo 2 an Em and Cm it will reflect an F#M and a Dm...  If not, guitar is about to make me super, super sad.Goodness, I have like 4 semi-songs written right now, I won...
Posted by Rob on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 01:38:00 PST

Perfection

This society demands perfection in mentality, emotional stability, maturity, and physique. If you can't hide the flaws that everyone has, you lose.  The winners are the ones who can hide their em...
Posted by Rob on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 11:36:00 PST

Sorry bout that.

I've been kind of trapped/contained in my little box that I haven't been thinking outside of recently.  Yeah, I've been rather selfish lately, and if I do say so myself, being selfish takes a pre...
Posted by Rob on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 11:49:00 PST