Triggers, lies and more - a short short excerpt. |
It contained the widest variety of characters in the firing squad, fingers yearning. The look of one contrasting another but similiar with gritting teeth, mouth watering. Not a single one an entire fa... Posted by bobby | i lost | imperial on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 05:16:00 PST |
My Letter. |
Dear sir,Would you please not be so? You invade my eardrum with that horrid voice. You do these things that I hate. Its called Talking. You, sir. You hurt my head with those horrible sounds and I hate... Posted by bobby | i lost | imperial on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 04:10:00 PST |
Bathroom Attendants:Why?! |
What the fuck is up w/ Bathroom Attendants.You walk in, they say "hey" and you continue. I for example, hold my dickle and overhear the conversation he has with some twisted drunk indiviual who thinks... Posted by bobby | i lost | imperial on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 05:44:00 PST |
Halloween is still my favorite, despite... |
...all the whores.Despite all the girls who dress up as a lingerie mannequin and think its their right to not be the focus of all perverts.This wasn't the intro I intended for this topic, which will b... Posted by bobby | i lost | imperial on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 08:04:00 PST |
I get arrested...Good Times. |
Well...How do I start off this one, you may think to yourself.."Come on bobby, you are gonna make fun of someone for something they can't help and I'll laugh, It'll be great, now do it!"
Well, In trut... Posted by bobby | i lost | imperial on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 09:05:00 PST |
Why the "Wingman" Doesn't Exist. |
Guys,
There is no such thing as the "wingman" as a friend. It doesnt exist at all actually. It is a name we give our unfortunate female hunter who has to bite the dust in order for ourselves to get so... Posted by bobby | i lost | imperial on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 11:27:00 PST |
I'm not a cocky asshole... |
I'm not a cocky guy. I mean, I know guys are generally labeled as such, but I'm here to defend why I'm not cocky.
I was told by this midget girl who will remain nameless (sidenote: I never got her nam... Posted by bobby | i lost | imperial on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 11:05:00 PST |
Runway in the Park |
So even though I don't seem to producing anything and everyone is getting on me bc I am sooo busy, I've decided to share with you some proof that indeed, I am busy. On May 19th, I had a fashion show w... Posted by bobby | i lost | imperial on Sat, 27 May 2006 12:29:00 PST |
The Most Celebrated Ugly Party!!....err...Mardi Gras, SD, 2006 |
Here it comes on out:Why the fuck were there so many guys at mardi gras last night?Why were there an equal amount of ugly ass women?why was everyone parading around ugly as fuck?I personally entered i... Posted by bobby | i lost | imperial on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 06:31:00 PST |
New Women's Tees |
Here are a few pictures I snapped of some new tees and designs i've pulled together in the past couple days. Every shirt is $15. Lemme know what's up. Holla.
Thanks, hop... Posted by bobby | i lost | imperial on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 08:37:00 PST |