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About Me

Who do I ask, to answer the question, "About me?" Can I trust the answer from myself? Would it match what my friends think about me? Do i have enemies with a strong narative feeling about me? This autobiographical paragraph needs to address the image that I want to project about myself and reinforce the truth of that image.About me is a work in progress, but one thats coming along rather nicely. I'll be finishing college spring 2007 but ive already gotten my degree from the school of hard knocks- still paying it off tho. My awkward geek phase finally paid off- I get to pretend im some kind of para-military operative while fixing computers at Best Buy. Im like James Bond, but with white socks and black pants. Geek Squad by day, bartender by night a master of mixology. I still manage to fit in fun times tho. I live with the three coolest mofos in P-Town. They deserve more credit than that, so lets say theyre in the top ten for coolest mofos on the east coast. Some people might say I dont go out much, but I say I dont need to go out when Ive got a sweet party at home all the time. I had been heavily addicted to World of Warcrack, but the summer sun drew me out of hibernation. The things i lost because have forced me to grow up and focus on life more. I am now the proud owner of a tan and toned body /flex! Overall I would have to say, Im rather impressed with myself, not quite perfect, but fun and functional. If you do things right people wont have any idea youve done anything at all.-

My Interests

Nothing short of the complete destruction of the establishment. Political debates, im passionate about my beliefs and im looking to turn that into something. The artform of film. Writing. Cooking. Mixology. The exquisite art of the samurai sword. Video Games. Gardening. Pimping. Learning the dance from Napoleon Dynamite.

I'd like to meet:

Myself from the future, sure it creates a paradox, but so what if the universe gets destroyed. I mean what has the universe ever done for me. 299 people to stand with me with a single oath taken as we pick up our shields "With this or on this."

Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to Scott.

Which movie was this quote from?

Get your own quotes:

Music:

Discovering new music is always fun, variety is the spice of life and since i like habaneros i need a lot of spice. So i listen to anything and everything. I do focus on the classics though CCR, Zepellin, Sublime, Bob Marley, Pink Floyd, Hendrix and too many to list. I listen to 80s music, all forms of rock, techno, hip-hop, classical, big band.

Movies:

What movies dont I like, for me theres a movie for all moods. One day ill make a legend of zelda movie and its gonna be awesome! The ones i watch over and over again Gladiator, Fight Club, flippin Napolean Dynamite, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Die Hard, Anchorman, Old School, Kevin Smith films, Quentin Tarantino films, Evil Dead, Sin City...

Television:

For the most part tv is a wasteland but there are bright spots. South Park seems to explain my viewpoint on any cultural issue as a hilarious animated show. I mean where is the logic in chopping down trees to make tables when we have perfectly good tummies to eat on. Dog Whisperer is another favorite, with an unbeatable pair dogs and Cesar Milan.

Books:

Hostile Takeover about the corporacracy that has overtaken our government where large corporations buy lobbying power to get bills passed benefiting their bottom line rather than the average citizen. Along with that theme Screwed by Thom Hartmann exposes the undeclared war on the middle class A much more perilous threat is the zombie invasion, and a survival guide exists for that. In fact Zombie Survival guide writer Max Brooks explores this catastrophe in World War Z. Best Buy got a gift for me with their leadership guide Now, Discover Your Strengths. Did anyone else laugh when they read the Screwed by Thom Hartmann comment.

Heroes:

Spartans, Aristotle, Archimedes, Cesar Milan

My Blog

And thats how it ended not with a bang but a whimper...

The title is TS Eliot and it applies to a development in military technology. The Chinese recently destroyed a satellite, in what The Guardian calls. "a dramatic display of the ancient battering-ram s...
Posted by Beware the Scottimal on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 03:29:00 PST

Add Intelligence to the Endagered Species List

In evolution, survival of the fittest states that the strongest and most suited creatures shall breed the most and their progency shall prosper. Humanity is supposed to be the pinnacle of evolution. S...
Posted by Beware the Scottimal on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 01:31:00 PST

So long 2006, and good riddance!

Another year goes by, although a year is merely a pass around the sun; it is still a time of reflection and change for us humans. A ball drops and we change the last number when we ...
Posted by Beware the Scottimal on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 10:54:00 PST

I have to get out of here...

I need out of many things this current situation in life, this living arrangement and this state. Suffering seems to be what i was made for, and one constant is my darkest hour could always stand to b...
Posted by Beware the Scottimal on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 02:56:00 PST

The little country that lost its way...

There once was a grand experiment in democracy, the likes of which the world had never seen. In a time when monarchies were the rule of the land, one voice cried out that "All men are created equal." ...
Posted by Beware the Scottimal on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 04:06:00 PST

I never seem to write when im happy...

I dont know if that will ever change, but its not now. I'll try not to bitch too much, but thats really going to make this blog short. Things could be much worse and a few things seem to be getting be...
Posted by Beware the Scottimal on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 11:18:00 PST

Bad only gets Worse

Well I may not have a place to live soon. Apparently the apartment we moved into has a little set of restrictive arbitrary rules. Four people are allowed to live here, but only if they are a family. N...
Posted by Beware the Scottimal on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 07:53:00 PST

Anyone want to know whats going on with me...

Because if you figure it out let me know. Still working at Best Buy and at least that much is going good for me. They all like me there and i like the work. They're even nice enough...
Posted by Beware the Scottimal on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 03:05:00 PST

Powerful Addiction Sweeping the Nation to a Better Place

That world is the land of Azeroth, or as it known on the streets "World of Warcrack" Sometimes the game can run the risk of being too fun. People give up careers, families, and large amounts of cash f...
Posted by Beware the Scottimal on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 11:10:00 PST

The solution to everything and it was so obvious

The fleecing of america and all the corruption of this rich getting richer while the poor get poorer has a very simple explanation. I inherently knew this but had never found the way to express it, ye...
Posted by Beware the Scottimal on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 11:53:00 PST