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Maxwell's silver hammer

The devil's a loser and he's my bitch.

About Me

i'm tired of following my dreams, i'm just gonna ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.
You Are Animal
A complete lunatic, you're operating on 100% animal instincts.
You thrive on uncontrolled energy, and you're downright scary.
But you sure can beat a good drum.
"Kill! Kill!"

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

people with a pulse preferably... the dead dont make for great conversations :), a sense of humor is probably the second most important thing for a person to have :).

Music:

don't want no lovin' don't want no kissin' don't want no gal to call me honey don't want my name in the hall of fame just want a big fat pile of moneygive me that all mighty dollar for that lettuce every hollar give me bucket full of duckets let me walk around and waller in Mazuma el donaro, wanna be a millionairo give me money money money money money moneyI want that green amunition that's the stuff for which I'm wishing fill my closets with deposits I'm a demon at addition give me shackels, give me pesos, let me see their smiling faceos money money money money money moneyI wanna get me a suit that's made out of loot and whistle to wear it in greenI've got that monetary eye that's being like King Midas want that golden touch is what I needgive me that old double eagle 'want that tender that is legal and financially substantially any sum I can envegel I want to live in regal splendor with that lovin' legal tender money money money money money moneyI'm a greenback collector I'm a paper bill inspector I'm a savage for that cabage man to me it's golden necterPour that filthy looter on me spread those lovin' germs upon me money money money money money moneyand if they ever plant trees of E Plurbus Unum I wana be the guy sent out to prune 'em oh money!

Movies:

to many to name, i'm an avid movie goer :P

Television:

ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE MUPPETS!! Aqua Teen Hunger Force!! OOOOOH YEAH! lol, and uh... family guy, i dont watch enough tv to really like much else

Books:

The Belgariad (a David Eddings series of books, way good :)

Heroes:

the crew (not to sound ghetto, but you know if you're part of it, and if ya are, you're my hero)

My Blog

I'm Moving

I know i dont change my myspace very often so not many of you visit it anymore buuuuuuuut..... i'm moving to Washington. 06/19/07 will be my last night in california for a long time just thought i'd l...
Posted by Maxwell's silver hammer on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 11:47:00 PST

Me?

VIRGO- The Promiscuous OneSpontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to e...
Posted by Maxwell's silver hammer on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 09:56:00 PST

F' THIS!

i'm so freakin done with this crap!!!! first their gonna repair my car, now their gonna total it, they arnt gonna pay me what its worth, and i'm gonna have to go from a '67 mustang to some 1980 someth...
Posted by Maxwell's silver hammer on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 09:07:00 PST