I'd like to meet:
U Know U from B-More (With Updates)
Body: niggas ride through ya hood all day stunt'n in Vic and Marquises on 22" s Ya dig hahahaU know Kimmy's got the Best Soul Food in town and they KOREANS lolu know u from bmore when u call a dollar a slugu ain't from bmore if you go into maldawmin or security and don't see noone you knowu know u from bmore if you ever went out towson or owings mills just to get some county girlsU been to Shake & Bakeu was beefin wit the other click at shake and bakeU eva got caught "hookin" school by the policeU live in walkin distance of at least 3 bus linesU know how 2 "catch a hack" ex. Arm out 2 fingas extended swinging in a downward motionU know what a "hack" isu know u from bmore if you lived ova east and had to move ova west cuz john hopkinsU remember K-Swift's Club Mix "Ay U Knuckle Head" and u can say u lived in 1 of those neighborhoods(Sandtown, North & P, Park Heights, R& G, Whitelock, Cherry Hill, North & Long, etc. ********This song was made by Big Ria not K-Swift******U know B-More Club Mixes by heartU know how 2 do da Down the Hill, the Spongebob, and several otha B-More club dancesU love the food at Lexington, Northeast, and Cross St. Markets; Even though their sanitation methods are a bit shakyU know the significance of the City-Poly Game and its more important than the Raven's GamesU used "Ay yerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" as a call 2 1 of ur friends up da streetu know you from bmore if you know wut a oatmeal hat is or a skullyyou know you from bmore if you know hilton wear black, edmondson village wear green, and ev wear redu know you from bmore if you ever saw that man old black man joggin everywhere you went i call hem black jesus that nigga was every where havent seen hem in a whileU were brought up on Hot "Dugs"Da 1st thing u eat when u get home is a chicken box (Salt, Pepper, Ketchup) or a Cheesesteak(everything no hots) and a Jumbo 1/2 & 1/2(wit a lil bit a ice)U grew up on Linden's Cookies (Butter Crunch), TastyKakes(Butterscotch Krimpets), and UTZ potato Chipsu know u from bmore if you know the fruit man wit the horse but don't understand wut he sayin except canalope come get ya canalope (lol hell yeah)U used to sell Frozen CupsU ate Frozen Cups and Snow Cones and Egg Custard didn't sound like a messed up flava and it prolly was ur favoriteU eat Sunflower seeds like they neva comin backU buy Sunflower seeds in different flavors like nacho, ranch, and bbqU remember "Primetime Pizzas" during school lunchU kno sumbody who has had a role no matter how small on shows like "The Wire", "Homicide", "Roc", and "The Corner"u know u from bmore if when u and ya niggaz beat a nigga we say banked hem and jump ya digu know u from bmore if you got all the webbie and boosie cd's and all the dipset cdsU know this is where "Stop Snitchin" originatedU a man and u don't see nothin wrong with wearin caprisU a Girl and u don't see nothin wrong with a Man wearin CaprisU wear Nike Boots or Timbs no matter what time of the year it isu know u from bmore if u saw some one u knew on stop snitchinU ever had a Free Size t-shirtAll the men rock dreds and the girls got MohawksU say muva(mother), fahva(father), bruhva(brother)(it ain't no such thing as a ther), tew(2), dew(do), dug(dog), etc.The best baller at ur High School is "Goin 2 da League"
u from bmore if u say clown, lame, gump, lemon, snag, etc ..u know u from bmore if u roll ya skully up ova ya ears you a lame if u fold it onceU can play Lacrosse, dice, hoop, football,rap, singif u know dat song whoa now by b rich and u liked it on da low u from bmore"Yo" is the most popular word in ur vocabularyU ever used an Independence CardU remember Golden Ring Mall & StarportU love Crazy John's even tho niggas stay gettin shot up thereU used 2 go 2 the TunnelU went to "Jacks" every Sunday night for 18 & overUr School has Namebrand clothing and u rock it at the club ie. Lake, Woodlawn, Douglass, etc.People give you a ten digit telephone number.U know how to get anywhere on the MTA.U can step 1 foot out the city and know u in "the cowny"U know what the "cowny" isWhen u go out of town u refer 2 all suburban areas as "the cowny"When the traffic light turns yellow u look to the right to find the red light cameraU know where every Red Light Camera is.U ignore every No Turn On Red SignU wondered where the Freeway between Franklin and Mulberry Street was supposed to go to. (I always wondered that shit)U've been to the store to buy a Deuce Deuce of 211, a pack of "fugs", a roll of toilet paper and nothing else.U made it through downtown in 5 minutes.U still have SuperBowl 35 Flags on your car. Raven 34 Giants 7.U could be 20 feet away from somebody and they will walk in front of your moving car to cross the street.The further away from the city you work, the better the pay is.U say "Bawldamore"U don't wash your clothes, U "warsh" them.All directions start with... "The Beltway...."....which has no beginning and no end.The morning rush hour is from 6am to 11am, the evening rush hour is from 1pm to 7pm... Friday's rush hour starts Thursday morning.If u actually stop at a yellow light u will be rear ended, cussed out, and possibly shot.All unexplained sights are explained by the phrase "Oh, we must be in GLIMBURNIE!"If someone actually has their turn signal on it is probably a factory defect.Car horns are actually "Road Rage" indicators.All old ladies with gray hair and Buicks have the right of way. PERIODThe minimum acceptable speed on the Beltway is 85mph, anything less is considered downright sissy.If the humidity is 98 and the temperature is 98 it's May/June/July/August/September.If it is 10 degrees, it is Orioles Opening Day.If it is 110 degrees, it is opening day at Ravens StadiumSome dude with a flag tries to get you to park in his yard during Preakness ... run over him! It's probably not his yard anyway.The AFRAM festival is not only a yearly tradition but it is one of the biggest parties of the year (This is tru)U understand that Old Bay is essential to have a good meal YES!!!!!!!!Ur entire high school senior class went to Ocean City for a senior week and it was the best week of ur life (I know nothing about this)U can pronouce Havre de GraceU understand that the Terps and the Ravens are da BestU call Six flags America "Adventure World" or even Wild World"U knew how to pick crabs at age 3U knew how 2 open fire hydrants even after the firemen came and shut em offU go 2 1 of da major park pools in the summer like every day(Druid Hill, Patterson, etc.)U ask 2 borrow a dollar that u know u ain't goin 2 give back!U scream out a neighborhood in a party that u know u ain't from!
(I FEEL U ON THIS)U go to the Great cookie and ask for 2 dollars worth of Snickerdoodles!U know what a Snickerdoodle is...hahahahau know u from baltimore when you go outside and yell down the street to find ur family memeberswhen you go back and forth to the store every 5 minutes to get a 25 cent bag of chipsyou go to a gas station to buy a blck or white T (That is so crazy to me)you go to PUTTY HILL skating rink every saturday (Or Orchard Skateland on Fridays)When u borrow $1 from all ur friends to get a new Boost CardWhen u have to go to Patapsco Flea Market every weekend to get a fresh hat, airbrushed T-Shirt or those $50 Air ForcesU know u r from Baltimore if you remember Harbor Park movies LMAOU r from B-More when u can't understand why tourists love the Inner HarborU r from B-more when the niggas at the top of your block are beefin with the niggas at the bottom of your block. BUT when another neighbor beefs with ya'll , you are band together to whip their asses then ya'll are back to beefin with each other againU r from B-more if u are a part of 2 or more companies LMAOYo if u have read this and thoroughly enjoyed and think othas from B-More should read this...PASS IT ON And for those of yall who dont understand try to BMORE like us!!!!!!!!!!!! BMORE Original!
repost dis if u truely from bawldamore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ADD MORE IF YOU GOT SOME MORE BMORE SHIT HOLLA AT YA BOY'S
Music:
I LIKE HIP-HOP, R N B, RAP, N CLUB MUSIC. MY FAV ARTIST...EVERYBODY EXCEPT THE DIPLIMATS. SANTANNA'S AIGHT. MY FAV DJ'S BIG L, K-SWIFT, AND CORNBREAD. I LYKN SUM OF LIL JAY'S MIXES.
Movies:
ANYTHING THAT INTEREST ME. ASK ME AND ILL TELL.
Television:
ANIME, CARTOON NETWORK, ADULT SWIM, MUSIC VIDEOS
Books:
KARMA SUTRA AND COMIC BOOKS. YOU ALREADY KNOW.
