I'm a massage therapist, bartender, certified spinning instructor, and professional enabler.
My service industry empire begins with a link: www.nybarfly.com .
I'm a massage therapist, bartender, certified spinning instructor, and professional enabler.
My service industry empire begins with a link: www.nybarfly.com .
I enjoy: being well lit, debasement (of both myself and others), gay-bashing (in a "funny ha-ha" sort of way) and imagining what life would be like if i were born a member of the southern gentry. I really love to be the center of attention when no one notices that I am. Feeling connected through a cold and electronic impersonal means really makes me want to touch myself. . . so send me a message.
My goal in life is to perform oral sex on every member of the US House of Representatives. Lucky for me there are no more competitive districts, the turnover really makes my jaw hurt. Hooray gerrymandering!
Narcissus stared into his own reflection for so long that he turned into a flower. It doesn't seem so bad, considering many of the other options. . .