If you're not having fun, do something about it!!
suggestions for having fun:
- playing music (or just generally making unlawful amounts of noise)
- going to work (as long as work involves music, power tools or spray paint, otherwise work is considered to be boring)
- going out with a person of the opposite sex (this is fun anytime, TRY IT NOW!!!)
- being kind (it has it's rewards)
- learning how to be cool (i'm still trying, i haven't quite worked out the formula yet, but i know the formula goes something like:
FORMULA FOR BEING COOL:
a(you or me)
+ b(someone else)
+ c(good conversation while listening to music, eating junk food or doing something random)
= d(cool)
this takes practise, lots of practise!! so get out there and PRACTISE)
Dear Jared,
once you have the keys to the city, give me a call and i'll meet up with you at brandon park and we can visit my pal, clive, at the key cutting joint and we can make me an identical copy!! then we can skamper about town in girls jeans and not be frowned upon because of our new "SUPER STAR STATUS" aka town owner 1 and town owner 2!!! i look forward to your call!!
yours truly,
jaise...
p.s. have a rinse, or should i suggest a thorough steam cleaning.. just a suggestion!! now get out there and recruit!!!
