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Texas Teasin Spit Monkeys

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About Me


COOL MySpace CommentsHey, I'm Bridgette. Some things about me:-My son, Aedan, comes before anyone or anything. You'll know what I mean when you have your own (if you don't have one/some already) -Blonde -Hypnotizing Blue Eyes -German -Irish -Hungarian -White Sox -Steelers -5'7" -Long Legs -Soft skin (c'mon, who doesn't like that?) -Very outgoing -Would rather sit in, watch a movie and cuddle, than go out (not all the time though) -Hopeless romantic -Feels sexy even if I'm just wearin a pair of booty shorts and a tank top. -Knows what committed means, and sticks to it. -I don't lie. You only get caught in the end. What's the point? -No matter how hard you try, you cannot change anyone. They have to be willing to change themselves, and have to do it. -Get a few drinks in me, and I'm even more flirty -LOVE music -Addicted to Volleyball -Awesome personality -Great smile -I love to walk on the wild side -Dangerous -Cannot compare me to others. I am ME. -No girl/guy in this world needs a guy/girl to be happy. Although they are nice at times. -I have a very low tolerance for bullshit. You fuck up bad enough once, more than likely you won't get a second chance. -I never give cheaters a second chance. There is no such thing as "I tripped and my dick just managed to slide into her pussy by accident..." Nice try, but not believable. -It takes a lot to piss me off, but if/when you do, just leave me alone for a while and let me cool down. I'm the type of person who has to walk away at some point and think so I don't fuck anything up. -I don't care if my guy has female friends and hangs with them. If anything happens, that's when I'm gone. -I'm a tough lil shit, and I love wrestling with my guy, or guy friends (if my guy's ok with it). -I like almost all types of music. Not really into rap, but there are some great songs out there.Alright, time to give this badboy an update. I'm Bridgette, 18 years old and just gave birth to a B-E-A-UTIFUL lil boy. Last year I dropped out of my JR year (foolish, I know) 3/4 of the way in. I was dating this loser who wouldn't let me leave his house, go to school, or even go to work. Glad I got out of it. But, I birthed his kid who he's denying, but that's ok. He won't be anywhere near my son or me, ever. Otherwise, he's got my 2 brothers, and my Marine "brothers" to deal with. Anyway, I love to sing, dance, draw, write, play piano, guitar, and hang with friends when I can. I just heard that song Hung Up by Madonna and it makes me wanna dance naked outside. Just one of those songs I guess. After High School, I plan to go to college and study to become a cop. There's enough male cops, but not enough female. I live with my Mom and Dad, and my sister and brother-in-law live next door with their son, Cody. I can't tell you how proud I am to have them as family. They've been nothing but supportive with all of my decisions in life, and they give me alot of positive input with some of the changes I've made not only for myself, but so my son can have an awesome life. I can't predict the future, but I can make changes now to effect my future. I can be a hopeless romantic at times. Love to cuddle, lay in each other's arms with my guy (when/if I have one), stay in and watch movies, and go out whenever. But if you would like to know anything else, lemme know. My sn's below in Who I'd Like To Meet. Scorpio
You are very dominant in bed, and you like to control your relationship in general. You are so intense in the sack that none of your partners will ever forget you. You are an amazing lover, because you like to have an equal amount of give and take. Sex matches: Cancer, Capricorn, Pisces
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I'd like to meet:

YOU: Well, I don't know who's reading this right now, so I can't really put anything. But, what I'd like is: -As tall or taller than me -Sense of humor -Doesn't lie -Who's himself -Accepts me for who I am -Preferably doesn't smoke -Drinks occasionally, or whatever, but isn't an alcoholic -Has somewhat of a romantic sideDislikes: -Guys who don't smile. SMILE FOR GOD'S SAKE! -Guys who do drugs at all. Don't waste your time because I won't give you the time or day. It's pathetic you stoop that low because you can't deal with your problems like an adult. Grow up. -CHEATERS ARE PATHETIC. A guy who's willing to cheat on his g/f tells me a few things. First, he's okay with being dishonest. (Nice.) Second, he's fine with cheating on his girlfriend. (Super.) Third, he has no real regard for his relationship. (What a gem.) Fourth and most specifically to the girl he's cheating with, he has no real regard for her, because what she's getting from him is scraps---stolen time that's cloaked in shame. LADIES!!! If this is what's going on right now, MOVE ON!!! A good relationship should NOT be lived in secrecy. Go find yourself one worth living out loud. -White guys who try to dress/act/be black. C'mon, you're giving us white folk a bad rep. -Guys who don't shower, lol -Guys who are total perves.I'm not searchin for love right now; it's not my main priority. I'll let it find me, and when it happens, it happens. Reason being: My son comes first. He doesn't have to have a father so he'll grow up to be a gentleman and know right from wrong. He's got Uncle Josh and Grandpa Jeff to help him out there. I'm confident to not let anything or anyone harm him. Uncle Josh and Grandpa Jeff feel the same way.If I were to be lookin, I'd want a guy who's honest, trustworthy, and not into himself. I hate one sided relationships. I don't care if my guy has female friends and hangs out with them. If stuff goes on and I find out about it, however, then's there's gonna be problems. I don't always trust a guy 100% at first. I get to know them first and by hangin out with them I get a pretty good idea as to what they're about and what not. I have nothing against guys, but I've been hurt once, and I will not go thru the bullshit again. Anything else you would like to know, IM me on AOL to: listenstotherain or SexyGreenNinja

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Music:

Dave Matthews Band, Green Day, Avenged Sevenfold, The Killers, The Academy Is..., The Hush Sound, Three Days Grace, Korn, Disturbed, Staind, Jimmy Eat World, Guster, Natasha Bedingfield, Oasis, Rob Dougan, Fall Out Boy, Daniel Bedingfield, Bryan Adams, Alanis Morisette, Sheryl Crow, Shania Twain, Toby Keith, Tim McGraw, Big & Rich, Kenny Chesney, Alicia Keys, Usher, Mariah Carey, Kelly Clarkson, Avril Lavigne, Nirvana, La Caution (they did the song in Ocean's Twelve when that guy's dancing thru the blue laser fields in the museum), Eve 6, Fastball, Everlast, Sublime, Tonic, Fuel, Remy Zero, The Verve Pipe, Umbrellas, Matchbox 20, Simple Plan, Goo Goo Dolls, 311, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Keane, Eagle Eye Cherry, Incubus, Deep Purple, Barnaked Ladies, The Wallflowers, Rodney Atkins, Spin Doctors, The Rasmus, Paul Van Dyke, Offspring, Sugar Ray, Stevie Wonder, Anna Nalick, The Beatles, Blues Brothers, Bonnie Raitt, Bonnie Taylor, Celine Dion, Collective Soul, Daniel Powter, Marilyn Manson, DJ Suave Smooth, Eamon, Edwin McCain, EMF, Enya, Finger 11, Five For Fighting, Franz Ferdinand, Fort Minor, Bob & Tom show, Helmet, Hawthorne Heights, ICP, Jem, John Cougar Mellencamp, Shinedown, Lupe Fiasco, Marcy Playground, O-Zone, Reaching For Mercy, Panic! At The Disco, Robbie Williams, Seether, Shattersphere, Steve Miller Band, Susan Tedeschi, Tess, The Cure, The Eagles, The Young Rascals, Katrina Elam, lotsa others.

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Posted by Texas Teasin Spit Monkeys on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 08:13:00 PST

To my cunt of a sister, LEAH

it's nice to be accused of shit you don't do. then to be ignore when you're trying to tell them what's goin on. fine, if you're gonna be a cunt leah, i'll be one right back. i could give two shits abo...
Posted by Texas Teasin Spit Monkeys on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 12:43:00 PST

this is TOO romantic!

Girl:I love you- Boy:Yeah I know everyone does!-Girl:Really?- Boy:Yeah...everyone of my friends that are girls tell me that everyday.- Girl:Oh...but am I only your friend?- Boy:No...you're my girlfrie...
Posted by Texas Teasin Spit Monkeys on Mon, 07 May 2007 09:02:00 PST

guys and girls

Girl Facts:When you catch a girlglancing at you,she wants you to lookback and smileWhen a girl bumps into your armwhile walking with youshe wantsyou to hold her handWhen she wants a hugshe will just s...
Posted by Texas Teasin Spit Monkeys on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 04:28:00 PST

yeah....

WHAT IF::1. I died:2. I kissed you:3. I lived next door to you:4. I started smoking:5. I stole something:6. I was hospitalized:7. I ran away from home:8. I got into a fight and you weren't there?WHAT ...
Posted by Texas Teasin Spit Monkeys on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 10:34:00 PST

I have a big head and little arms...

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Posted by Texas Teasin Spit Monkeys on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 11:36:00 PST

Marvelous Light

I once was fatherless,a stranger with no hope;Your kindness wakened me,Awakened me, from my sleepYour love it beckons deeply, a call to come and die.By grace now I will come And take this life, take y...
Posted by Texas Teasin Spit Monkeys on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 09:54:00 PST

for the guys

" give her one of your t-shirts to sleep in." kiss her in front of your friends." tell her she looks beautiful." look into her eyes when you talk to her." let her mess with your hair." touch her hair....
Posted by Texas Teasin Spit Monkeys on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 03:56:00 PST

Scorpio

.:SCORPIO:. The sex addictCan be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser.) Always get what they want. Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Lov...
Posted by Texas Teasin Spit Monkeys on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 12:56:00 PST

read this, really fucked up.

this was a conversation my ex friend Julius Lakatos and i had. read and you'll see as to why he's the biggest fuckin loser ever. wanna call him and let him know? (630) 544 - 0966 oh yeah, and he's pro...
Posted by Texas Teasin Spit Monkeys on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 06:14:00 PST