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joSh : fakes relationships, not orgasms

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About Me

There's really nothing i have to say. I'm always up for a good time. I enjoy (in no particular order) money, my girlfriend, loud music, and just chilling and not having many responsibilities. I dispise miserable people, and people with no soul. I'm here to stay and that's just the way it is. I'm determined to give people what they deserve regardless if it be good or bad.

The Facts:

(In no perticular order, labeled with titties!)
(. Y .) I'm a 2006 graduate out of West Aurora High School.
(. Y .) I'm going to pay off my car and eventually go to college to major in Business Communications.
(. Y .) I'm determined to live life to the fullest and have as much fun as I can before I die.
(. Y .) I'm a fan of depopulating the world of people. Therefore I am pro-death penalty, and pro-choice.
(. Y .) I love fighting. Not competitive fighting, but fighting people i actually have a grudge with. The slapping sound of my fist hitting someone in the face makes me feel more alive.
(. Y .) I'm pretty much a feather-weight when it comes to drinking. And I'm not ashamed to admit it
(. Y .) Whatever it is... I prefer it HARDCORE
(. Y .) The city I live in now sucks so much cock, it should have cum-canals built along the outskirts
(. Y .) I'm a man. Therefore I am not very smart, i like food, but dislike doing things thar require thinking.
(. Y .) The main thing that I bitch about is the fact that others are bitching. There are people in other countries who are on the brink of dying of starvation. Therefore your problems are all insignificant
(. Y .) I had to go to www.thesaurus.com to get the word "insignificant" for the last one
(. Y .) I don't have many friends. A lot of that has to do with me working 2 jobs. Maybe that will change, maybe it wont. I will always miss not having many responsibilities as a child, but instead having a ton of friends.
(. Y .) I'm a techno/hip hop/hardcore DJ, and go by the alias "Stytch" Click the banner above to check me out

AIM - Planters84

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5-22-08 YES!!! Meth Ads!

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Posted by joSh : fakes relationships, not orgasms on Thu, 22 May 2008 10:30:00 PST

8-06-07 Update on My Life...

everything is well and im still alive.... yeah... all im writing for now (:
Posted by joSh : fakes relationships, not orgasms on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 08:42:00 PST

My myspace mood... 7-15-07

I'M FUCKING BOUNCY, BITCH!
Posted by joSh : fakes relationships, not orgasms on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 09:25:00 PST

6-18-07 Gay

little word of advice.  when you go on a dance floor where everybody is bare foot, remove the fucking NIGGER BOOTS.  and of course, if anybodies toes are the ones that are gonna be crunched....
Posted by joSh : fakes relationships, not orgasms on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 11:17:00 PST

brief update 4-11-07

everything is good!  things with my female are perfect, i got both jobs back (plus my income taxes) so i'm rich again.  i'm about to go to lake geneva...  shit things just cant get any ...
Posted by joSh : fakes relationships, not orgasms on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 07:33:00 PST

and now... 3-15-07

which tribal armband should i get?  yeah... some of them are moddedtramp-stamps, but its all i have to work with (i know.. im such a opinion-whore!) 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7....
Posted by joSh : fakes relationships, not orgasms on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 12:10:00 PST

steps towards depopulation 3-13-07

i have noticed that there are TOO MANY people around here.  tired of seeing so many cars driving, so many people walking around.  seeing so many people around has motivated me to create a li...
Posted by joSh : fakes relationships, not orgasms on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 10:49:00 PST

help? 3-9-07

getting wings soon, to cover my whole back.  i want opinions on which ones are the best!  (if one has something in it, like a dragon, i'm going to remove it and just keep the wings) (recentl...
Posted by joSh : fakes relationships, not orgasms on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 11:25:00 PST

yum yums 3-07-07

mcdonalds tastes much better at 1 in the morning.  they say "fast food is as addicting as heroine"   if thats the case, then im glad i never started shooting up!
Posted by joSh : fakes relationships, not orgasms on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 11:13:00 PST

i raced an ambulance! 2-15-07

well i didnt really race them.  i just sort of sped up when they were behind me, so i wouldnt have to slow down.  blowing red lights on purpose is fun when you get away with it.  and pe...
Posted by joSh : fakes relationships, not orgasms on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 09:34:00 PST