Jeremy

Potentially the least posh person that you will ever not meet, greet, my favorite sweat, I don't know, just about any tasty treat. Sit back take a seat, bear with me because I am not so neat. I'm at a loss for words, Hmm that just might be me trying to delete the devilish madness from which we all try to retreat. Trees, Seas, a nice warm breeze listening to the buzzing bees, blah blah blah we are all listening to the same old thing constanly questioning what makes us sing. I gallantly decided one day in a land far far away that I was going to "FIGHT FOR WHAT IS RIGHT" but all that I end up doing is going out again tonight. Anyway did you ever hear of a spork it is a half spoon half fork, a friend of mine gave me this million dollar idea. His Idea goes as such, "I will make a million of these sporks "half spoon half fork''and sell them all at a dollar a peice. There is my million" he says. Damn I just gave away the idea. That right there tells you my life story. I am trying to make a million dollars off of sporks "half spoon half fork", and if you believe that you are worse than me. To be truthful I am just a 22 year old graduate of the shittiest college in the world. Working for the "man'' and soon to become a boss at one of the most luxurious earth saving company in the Kansas. and if you understand that luxurious does not go with earth saving than you understand me.