Number 1 love of my life (other then Dwayne, of course!) is my sweet puppy Mr. Sidney V.
Sidney has his own page if you want to see more of him.
http://www.myspace.com/sidneymonster
I have over 2000 elephants in my collection, so I guess Elephants would be the next big thing on my list after my puppy!
Other things that I love lots!
Mermaids, Singing, Listening to all sorts of music, Classic cars and motorcycles (looking at them and riding on or in them), vintage clothes, Shoe shopping (STEVE MADDEN is my hero!), Fishnets, Corsets, Tiki stuff, Hawaii (although I have never been, but will be Honeymooning there soon!), Tattoo's (looking at them and getting them!), a little S and a little M, people watching, Wine Tasting, Taking pictures and being photographed, Disneyland, old school Burlesque:
MISS GYPSY ROSE LEE (AKA Rose Louise Hovick)
--My kissing cousin (On my mother's side of the family!)
& Pin-up art. Artists, writers, singers, creators.... love it! As sick as it is, the smell of Vegas puts a smile on my face. Making hair flowers and teaching other's how to make em, learning something new, hanging with my friends, Topless Pillow fights, MAC Makeup and Lipstick!!!, changing the color of my hair as much as possible without it falling out!, Greasy boys, and laughing... alot!, Baking cookies, cakes and breads, Cooking artichokes,(cooking for Tiffany whenever possible!) Peanut-Butter & Chocolate Ice cream, Coffee with lots of flavored creamer, Strongbow or Ceasers at the Anchor during Happy Hour, Dill Potatoe Chips at 3am, Homemade Salsa (Hell ya Cha Cha!), Bubble baths in Candle light, playing in the rain, getting all dolled up just to go out for a drink, beautiful flower and japanesse water gardens, White Calla Lilies are my favorite flower
and Orchids are my second favorite!
Hula Dancing, Swing Dancing, Dancing Dancing.
(Dwayne and I Dancing the night away)
If it puts a smile on my face, makes me laugh really hard or really makes me think, then im interested in it.
Elephants. I would love to work with elephants. Not in a circus, more like a Sanctuary. (Click on Maximus for Riddles Sanctuary website!)
(Maximus from Riddles Sanctuary @ www.elephantsanctuary.org )
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Someday, I WILL met Goldie Hawn. I think she is F A N T A S T I C!!! She has a free spirit and amazing attitude(and she loves elephants too!)!!!
If I could go back in time, I would love to meet my dad's best friend, David.
"Beauty is only skin deep". If your inner beauty shines, then I wanna know you! As far as most people go, who ever has the ability to just keep it real. No bullshit.
"Never explain--your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway."
MY FAMILY
Dwayne ( The love of my life!)
Mr. Sidney V! (Mommy's little Monster!)
Cute Cookie (My Mommy)
Dana Jo (My Baby Sis')
Lady Cha Cha (My heart and Strength)
Rev. Pimp Daddy Kyle (Cuddle Butt when no ones looking!)
Little Miss KK (Our Heart with Wings)
Slim Skinner (My Gaytard Bro and Business Partner!)
Derek(My BFF for over 18 years, and my Hero)
NEWMAN!!! (Can you believe its been over 20 years!)
Miss Wendy Perkins (BFF from 1st grade... 28 years now!)
My Darling Kimberly (BFF for over 20 years!)
Flat Black Jack's Inc (I run this bitch!)
Diablos CC Calgary (The boys!)
Blue And Holding
Dan Collins (My friend and Artist: He gives good pain!)
Joni! (She can make a Trucker Blush!)
Alanna (My Beautiful Ray of Sunshine!)
Cathy! (No matter what, she can always put a smile on my face!)
Miss Danni Jo (Beautiful inside and out!)
The Calgary Burlesque Collective (Droppin' linen, and glorious sinnin')
Blame Betty (Such a true Beauty)
Yvette (Such an inspiration!)
Miss Ariane (My Teacher, My Master!)
MIG-O-LIOUS!!! (Nuff Said!)
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"Pink Elephants on Parade", "Baby Elephant walk", "When I see a elephant fly". Ok, aside from Dumbo...
Big Band, Swing, Rockabilly, Rock and Roll, old school punk (Youth Brigade, The Damned, Sex Pistols, The Ramones, The Clash, The Kinks, etc), The Cramps,The Stooges, Iggy Pop, The Birthday Party, My Bloody Valentine, Cocteau Twins,Cadillac Tramps, Mojo Nixon, Southern Culture on the Skids, Supersuckers, X, The Reverend, Ska, Nick Cave, Cheap Trick, Bryan Setzer/Stray Cats, The Rattled Roosters, Blazing Haley,Frank, Dean, Bing, Sammy, HankIII, Carl Perkins, Roy Orbison, Johnny Cash, Johnny Horton, Carl Smith, Gene Vincent, Conway Twitty, Willie Nelson, Slim Whitman, Nat King Cole, Waylon Jennings and Patsy to name a few. I Love BOWIE, old school 80's punk (like Love & Rockets, Adam Ant, etc),Blondie, The Cars, Tom Waits, Israel Kamakawiwo'ole, Foo,Ministry, Snow Patrol, The Killers, dark electro lounge, some house/techno, and Girls with Kick Ass voices really impress me. Maria McKee, Poe, Snake River Conspiracy, Mazy, Concrete Blonde,PJ Harvey, Chrissie Hynde, Portishead and a ton of other's. I am also a Musical buff, so, yes, Judy Garland, Doris Day..... love it! Oh, and Me First and the Gimme Gimmes (Thanks Ariane!) Geez, its to hard to name all the music that I listen to. As long as it doesn't suck, I will probably listen to it. Even I was in a band once.... ah.. the good ol' day's of being a rock star!
Blue and Holding: Ralph, Princess, Stephen V and Antho
You can check out Blue and Holding on their own myspace page : http://www.myspace.com/blueandholding
DUMBO!
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Wizard of Oz, Clockwork Orange, The West Side Story, Lady Jane, Secretary, Superstar, A Knight's Tale (Its just so gay, I can't help myself!), Finding Neverland, Crybaby, Pirates of the Caribbean, What’s Eating Gilbert Grape, Sleepy Hollow (and many other Depp movies, cause lets face it, I am a girl and he is a hottie!), BRANDO!!!, Hairspray, Lilo & Stitch, The Nightmare Before Christmas,Corpse Bride, Legend, Beetlejuice, All John Cusack movies, almost all John Hughes movies, Reservoir Dogs, Valley Girl, Fast Times at Ridgemount High, Wild at Heart, Delicatessen, Quills, Boxing Helena, A Christmas Story, Alice in Wonderland, This is Spinal Tap, Best in Show, Stealing Beauty, Almost Famous, Million Dollar Baby, Heather's, Pump up the Volume, Fifth Element, Garden State, Sin City, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory,Walk the Line, old silent movies at the silent movie house and almost any Musical/movie from the 50's & 60's with Elvis (Blue Hawaii, yummy) Frank, Bing, Gene Kelly, Marilyn, Doris, Judy and Rita!
Rita is my all time favorite. Such a Beauty! There are more, but these are on top of the list!
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I tend to watch tv really late at night, cause I have a hard time sleeping. Thank goodness for lots of channels! My Favorite shows to watch are usually found on the Animal Planet, Discovery Channel, The History Channel, The Comedy Channel & The BBC. I miss The Muppet Show so much!!! The Family Guy makes me laugh so hard, i almost pee myself! King of the Hill, The Brady Bunch, THE TICK
(I LOVE this cartoon!!!!! "SPOON!!!!"), almost any Home Improvement shows, Cooking shows, Bravo Channel, and AMC (best place to watch old movies on a cold rainy Sunday afternoon). I am also hooked on American Idol (I know, I know.... piss off....... we all have our weird quirks!)If it's on... don't call me, cause I wont answer! Medium has really started to grow on me also! I wish I had the ability to see bad guys! That sure would save a lot of time! When I really can't sleep, I search for MASH or Star Trek. Those two shows knock me out faster then a baseball bat to the head! Basically, if it's not brain candy, it better make me think!
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OK....... Let's see... I love the "Sleeing Beauty" Series by Ann Rice. Im always ready for a really cheesy romance novel for those late nights when i can't sleep, I love ALL things Shakespeare!!! Edgar Allen Poe is good for a spook or two. To Kill a Mockingbird, The Brother's Grimm fairy tales, and I totally love anything to do with Mythology & Poetry. I also very much enjoyed American Gods by Neil Gaiman (but I think I might need to read it again to fully understand stuff that i missed the first time),and Memoirs of a Geisha by Arthur Golden(Saw the movie... not as good as the book!) Also, although its just a picture book, I do have "Tattoo Road Trip-California Cover Girls" on my coffee table (cause Tiff and I are in it!!!). I totally dig Barracuda Magazine (pick up issue 22 if you get a chance!) and I am a big fan of Skin and Ink Magaine and Ol'Skool Rodz.
I am a huge fan of friends who write short stories, Poetry and who are amazing photographers (Like the beautiful Liz Huston and her amazing book!
GO TO: http://photomonium.net/
I am always up for suggestions on books. If I can get past the first two pages without falling asleep, then Im hooked until I finish it.
"ALL OUR DREAMS CAN COME TRUE-IF WE HAVE THE COURAGE TO PURSUE THEM."
My grandpa.... for showing me what a man should be.
My Dad..... for having such a big heart.
My Mom... for hanging in there all these years.
Nannette and Kyle, for their strength, and Kayla....for opening my heart and my eyes. I love you little one.
And my best friend Derek. You have been in my life since I was 17, through all the good times and bad times, you have never left my side. As promised, a Bee for you, BEFORE you hit the Sand. Be safe. Watch your back. Come home safe....and sooner, then later!
(and Dumbo! cause you just gotta believe in yourself)