Albert

I am generally considered to be one of the coolest Albert's on the west coast.... I'm also the only one under the age of 73 but that's got nothing to do with it. What else about me... I like soup. I like to talk. And not talk. I could talk or not talk for hours. (If you know what movie that's from I like you already.) People keep telling me that I’m “very east coast” and I have no idea what that means (although I am from the Valley which is like Jersey but with better weather). I think dogs are cool and cats are only cool when they exhibit “dog-like” behavior (i.e. affection, companionship, tricks, etc.) I love to make people laugh (but don't mind when I'm the only one laughing at my joke), I play guitar (poorly) and try to spend as much time with my family and friends. I also apparently have an unhealthy relationship with parantheses (I don't understand it either.)