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The Mad Scientist

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

About Me

I'm not very cool in the grand scheme of things, but I like me. Some others like me too, and that's awfully nice of them. I liked my job because it's close, and I got to eat a lot. And really, who doesn't like food? Crazy people, that's who. Sadly, I had to leave earlier than anticipated due to some medical problems. Jason doesn't thank me, but at least he recognises the greatness of the Baby's name. I did end up marrying that guy that's number 1 in my top eight. He's pretty great. Someday I'll grow up to be a teacher. That will be great too.Right now, we're having a baby! A boy, even!

My Interests

I have a lot of interests. You should ask me about them, though I'm not particularly interesting myself.

I'd like to meet:

I like most people, especially the ones who are nice.mspmb style='display:none' src=''

Music:

I enjoy it immensely. Especially Weird Al. Ever since I was a kid and danced to "Iron Lung" in my living room. Mum knows.

Movies:

I watch a lot of these with Daniel, and when there's nothing else on TV. Favourites would certainly include the Evil Dead series, and the Indiana Jones Trilogy. We also thoroughly enjoy the new unedited re-releases of the original Star Wars Trilogy. Now we have Blockbuster Online, so we watch too many. Of course, there are a million more I love as well. We should go see one. It will be fun!

Television:

Living with cable is fantastic! I know the daily lineup for every Discovery Channel - especially the baby shows.

Books:

I very much enjoy reading. Recent reads: Brave New World, The Grapes of Wrath, The Space Trilogy by C.S. Lewis, ANYTHING by C.S. Lewis, Gulliver's Travels, To Kill A Mockingbird, Of Human Bondage, Animal Farm, The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, If Chins Could Kill, the Xanth series, Best Russian Short Stories, Complete Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Current: The Complete C.S. Lewis Signature Classics

Heroes:

Punky Brewster, Charlie Brown, and Captain America.

My Blog

Locked and Logan

Hullo again from the Land of the Large. I know I've been posting more than my normal amount of bulletins, so I thought I'd update my blog as well. Today was our Estimated Fetal Weight ultrasound. Ritt...
Posted by The Mad Scientist on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 09:22:00 PST

If I don’t stop peeing, I will flood this place.

You'd think that for someone who complains as much as I do that there would be something new and exciting going on with Baby Hill. There's not. He's growing [like they do] and kicking [like he does] a...
Posted by The Mad Scientist on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 09:05:00 PST

What YOU, Average American Citizen, need to know.

Well, we're hitting full stride here in week 28 of Baby Baking 2007. There hasn't been a whole lot of things going on, but I feel you should all have to hear me complain. It would make my husband feel...
Posted by The Mad Scientist on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 08:10:00 PST

Good Grief, I'm getting too pregnant for this ...

I hope everyone is noticing that I get through life by placing my blog in a category that has absolutely nothing to do with the actual blog. Ah. And life is good. 22 weeks and 5 days! Why, it's seems ...
Posted by The Mad Scientist on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 10:27:00 PST

The Incredible Growing Baby

I know, I know, it's been some time since we've posted anything about the Child-to-Be. Really though, it's the first time we've anything to report! ATTENTION: We now KNOW the sex of the Baby! By the e...
Posted by The Mad Scientist on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 02:07:00 PST

RIP Captain America

You may be wondering to yourself, "Why on earth does Jessica have the cover of a Captain America comic book titled 'Never Give Up' on her myspace?"Though it was not until recently, and due to the obse...
Posted by The Mad Scientist on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 06:01:00 PST

I'm still sick and I hate everyone.

Just so that you know. Ok, not everyone, but who would think that a creature no larger than a cherry would make me this miserable? Normally, the creature who does that is 250lbs, 6" tall and very hair...
Posted by The Mad Scientist on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 08:36:00 PST

My Baby Looks Like an Alien

I never had a fancy blog. I wonder what my xanga even looks like now. Cool. Anyway, I suppose that there are a few wonderings about the future offspring. I am due October the 6th [which means October ...
Posted by The Mad Scientist on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 05:05:00 PST

BABY BABY BABY BABY!!!!!!

Daniel and I are going to be proud parents a second time around, and Andrew will finally be a big brother to Rosalyn Claire, or Jonathan Patrick.  WE ARE VERY EXCITED!!!!!!!!!!!...
Posted by The Mad Scientist on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 05:03:00 PST

Andrew, Andrew, Andrew!

I only post a few of these, so I like to think that when I do, they're something I think is important. On August 19th, Daniel and  I will be making the trek up to Columbus, Ohio to retrieve our s...
Posted by The Mad Scientist on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 10:06:00 PST