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Bastard Man!

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About Me

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My Fears


I would / I wouldn't / I have


Touch a snake I would
Ride in a hot-air balloon I would
Sky dive I would
Scuba dive I have
Dive with sharks I would
Sing in front of a huge audience I have
Sit in the front of a roller coaster I have
Walk through a graveyard alone at night I have
Join a space mission I would
Call off a wedding I wouldn't
Walk naked through a crowded city I wouldn't
Call Mike Tyson a girl to his face I wouldn't
Disarm a bomb I would
Clean the outside windows on a skyscraper I would
Go on tour with a rock band I would
Go skinny dipping in mixed company I wouldn't
Heckle a comedian at a comedy club I would
Eat something really gross I would
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Your 2005 Song Is
Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Green Day

"My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating"

In 2005, you bummed everyone out. Like you care. What Hit Song of 2005 Are You?

You Are an Espresso
At your best, you are: straight shooting, ambitious, and energetic

At your worst, you are: anxious and high strung

You drink coffee when: anytime you're not sleeping

Your caffeine addiction level: high What Kind of Coffee Are You?

Music:

BLUR ARE MY ULTIMATE FAVE BAND AND ALWAYS WILL BE!! i can listen to pretty much anything.! heavy metal, rock, soft rock, R & B, Rap, Drum n Bass, Motown, Techno, Dance, Happy Hardcore, and all the oldies..the list could go on. basically if i like a song then i like it no matter what genremy fave bands inc (only some thow)
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Movies:

favourite movie has to be 'Stand By Me' for some reason, it's just stayed with me since i first watched it when i was like 8 yrs old:) but apart from that i like most things, it totally depends on what mood im in. i love Jim Carey. comedys are always good to watch. here's a list from the top of my head in no order; Fast and Furious, Any Jim Carey film, Scarface, Star Wars, Full Metal Jacket, Jackie Brown, Resevior Dogs (yess i love Guentin Tarantino), Pulp fiction, True Romance, kill Bill-both Dirty Dancing has to be there, The goonies.......................god there's so many good films,Jonny depp yummmm...now anything with him in has gotta be good. k ill leave it there..

Television:

Don't watch too much of it but there are a few...i love comedy so gotta say the simpsons, Friends, shooting stars and never mind the buzzcocks...then there's the usual progs like corry, eastenders, buffy, OC, hollyoaks, Skins (can't wait till the new series***********************

Books:

Start with the obvious one's 'The Hobbit' and 'The Lord Of The Rings' i do enjoy the Harry potter books and a book called 'once'.

Heroes:

** my mum ** ** Betty Boop **
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My Blog

random quiz agen

..>You Are 19% VainYou don't have a vain bone in your body - almost as a matter of principal.You demand to be judged on who you are, not what you look like...>You Are 19 Years OldUnder 12: You are a k...
Posted by Bastard Man! on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 05:12:00 PST

69 out of 100 <----how ironic!!

If you go over 45, you're a bad influence.1. smoked2. consumed alcohol3. slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex4. slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex5. kissed someone of...
Posted by Bastard Man! on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 11:25:00 PST

randomness

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Posted by Bastard Man! on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 09:21:00 PST

I HATE.....

being hated!!! i didnt mean to annoy anyone last night, didnt say id go out for def just that if i can get in for free i woujld but i couldnt:( was only gonna have 1 drink if i did and i had no idea p...
Posted by Bastard Man! on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 07:40:00 PST

got him xXx

* Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, * who calls you back when you hang up on him, * who will stay awake just to watch you sleep, * wait for the guy who kisses you...
Posted by Bastard Man! on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 03:46:00 PST

so lonely....

I just wanna  be hugged  Or snuggle with someone I hate living here sometimes, i just wanna get up and go somewhere...things are getting better on the job front, gonna cut my hours down at...
Posted by Bastard Man! on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 05:37:00 PST

pissed pissed and even more pissed.......

        so i've only just got home from work, yes very late and yes very peed off!! what a night! we started off quietish with a nice flow of orders, not too bu...
Posted by Bastard Man! on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 08:19:00 PST

I think this is pretty accurate myself!!

You Are 70% Boyish and 30% GirlishYou are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch.Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes.You reject traditional gender r...
Posted by Bastard Man! on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 07:10:00 PST