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Sheri will be back soon

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About Me


Pedestrian!.....Something important needs to be said! ANIMALS are not, I repeat! ARE NOT a useful substitute for a towel! No matter how fluffy that puppy might be!….unless you need to wipe whilst jamming with the misses.lmao!
Never mind me, My names Sheridan, aka Sheridinho or just Sheri and this page my friend is the crazy ramblings of a young man that has been reading too many books about Alzheimer’s and now believes he has dementia. I show all the symptoms of dementia, one being randomly forgetting where you live, forgetting peoples names and so forth. Check this and tell me if you think I have it, was in the sack with the misses and whilst pulling her hair (have to be careful as it’s a weave) she told me to call her name and I called her Susan! Within a second a realised that wasn’t her name….thats one example. Another being, I was drinking the good ol Comfort with my peoples and somehow I forgot how to get home cause in the morning I woke up swinging from a tree buck naked…DAMN YOU ALZHEIMER’S, cant think of any other reason why I would wake up swinging from a tree with two birdies pecking on my teabags….sorry….grooming me. : )
Don’t like what you just read on my page…good, I’ve just stolen 3 minutes of your life and there are no refunds =D This is myspace, not yourspace, so wipe your feet if your gonna jam in myspace….terms and conditions apply.
Allow me to reintroduce myself, the names Sheridan and I’m a creative reject, the unique outcast, bullied by the fresh to death as I’m a only Child and grew up with no mother or father to my style. All I can do is tag along… ”excuse me mam, will you be my mummy? Well will you be my daddy then?”
What I do, well basically I quit my job a few months back to do more creative and rewarding shit. I do photography, got some of my photos on here so check them out, I’m always looking to work with new people….got loads of interesting ideas for photoshoots, which can be frustrating cause id love to be the one posing in some of them. I also write comedy, film and act in comedy clips as well. I edit film…BIG UP THE FINAL CUT PRO PEPS! I am also a representative of the new black project, which is a collective of photography, comedy, blogs, and displaying all kinds of fashion, so if you’ve read this far…holla

My Interests

randy rowan....and below that is A average day as Sheridan

I'd like to meet:

Jessica Alba...or anyone that looks like her.lol......Just like minded people really.

Music:

Any good music really, as in anything that can appeal to me by making me want to take my hair out and dance around the room, or anything that makes me think deeply about stuff. Some examples are Arctic Monkeys, The Cool Kids, WuTang Clang, The Kings of Leon, The Prodigy, M.I.A, Styles P, Lil Wayne, Slipknot, Korn, Outkast, B.I.G, Calvin Harris, Cassidy, The Ojays, Beanie Sigeal, The roots, Musiq Soulchild, Mickey Factz, Common, lil jon tunes, Groove Armada, Chemical Brothers, Clipse, Jadakiss,Jimi Hendrix. Im a musical whore! lol

Movies:

Shoot em up, Old Boy, Lock stock, Akira, Snatch, Ong Bak, City of Gods, The Ring, Fight Club, 300, DUDE WHERES MY CAR, SpongeBob the Movie, Payback, Belly, How to be a Player, Players Club, Kung Fu Hustle, The Omen, High School High, Sin City, Evil Dead, Toy Story, Bum Fights, Green Mile, Full Metal Jacket, Scarface, Fist of Fury.

Television:

Im a massive Lost fan...even to the extent of geek levels, of stream watching it on the internet, watching it before most British people and then going on a geek, sorry i mean lost fansite and argue about whats happening.lol....Serious! I also love Skins, hope they dont fuck it up with the new characters. SpongeBob Square Pants all the way, Oh oh oh, HEROES!!! Sugar rush, Fairly odd parents, Monkey Dust (serious sketch show, check them out on youtube...heavy) the young ones, the apprentice, dragons den, everybody hates chris, monkey (magic). Ideal and mighty boosh are too funny oh and kenan and kel was/is too classic

Books:

Books? What do you know about the books man? lol....Does the books with the naked ladies count? :P lol

Heroes:


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Sheridinho, aka Sheri
Birthday: June 6th
Birthplace: The mean streets of Croydon
Current Location: In the Bath
Eye Color: 2 brown ones and a blue eye
Hair Color: depends on the wig
Height: 5 11"/ 6 foot
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right hand when it comes to fighting people, left when it comes to loving people.lol
Your Heritage: Part Jamaican and Part English
The Shoes You Wore Today: Ones with my toes hanging out....sort of like the M.C hammer trainers in the M.C. hammer cartoon back in the day.lol
Your Weakness: Eyes, and not being able to lift fat people
Your Fears: Micheal Jackson as a baby sitter
Your Perfect Pizza: Dont mess, Tuna and chicken....Dominos is the best
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: having no babies.lol
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: GOD! Dont beg for my phone number.lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: Why is my bed sheets wet.lol.nah, why is my arse naked in the park.lol
Your Best Physical Feature: lol. no comment......my x-ray vision
Your Bedtime: when your waking up
Your Most Missed Memory: Alot of my dreams
Pepsi or Coke: dont sniff coke, sniff pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Ali's burger hut
Single or Group Dates: no more roasting for me thank you
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Perfer Piss
Chocolate or Vanilla: Depends on the use.lol. Lemon ice(ice cream)
Cappuccino or Coffee: Dont drink that shite, its all about ajax
Do you Smoke: Have you seen that ad? my penis aint falling off for no one.lol
Do you Swear: Depends on what i am doing.lol
Do you Sing: Like an scotlish angel....that sounds chinese.lol
Do you Shower Daily: Didnt you hear? B.O is in this year.lol....plus it depends on whos in there with me.lol...i.e my rubber ducky
Have you Been in Love: Yeeeaaah, that person that looks at me in the mirror.lol
Do you want to go to College: No more tests for me.
Do you want to get Married: I'm married to the sea
Do you belive in yourself: Comedy wise....yes. Do i exist wise, no.....i dont belive i exist.
Do you get Motion Sickness: only when people ahve over wavey hair
Do you think you are Attractive: And the survey said?
Are you a Health Freak: yeah, i make sure i eat an apple after my Big Mac meal....now that is a balanced diet
Do you get along with your Parents: I get along with your parents.lol
Do you like Thunderstorms: Owww yes, it really turns me on.lol
Do you play an Instrument: I can play the drums, on yo backside
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I drank screen wash
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope, besides the ones that stop me from hearing the voices that tell me to burn things.lol
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes, by myself
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes, and i pressed my face against the window with a sad face hoping they gave me something free
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: what type of sick pervert are you?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: i dont eat no raw fish.lol
In the past month have you been on Stage: yep, and if you want to see me strip again on stage, feel free to contact me.lol
In the past month have you been Dumped: Why, what have you heard?lol
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Yes, in my bros paddling pool.lol
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I shouldnt say this, but i stole some pens from argos. It was a low moment in my life
Ever been Drunk: I'mmas drunkas nowas you barrrr........
Ever been called a Tease: Ive been called to do a tease, and ive called someone a multeaser.lol
Ever been Beaten up: In a fight club way.
Ever Shoplifted: Not strong enough
How do you want to Die: Running screaming taking out as many ugly people as possible......or passed out on a fine chick.lol
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A tree.lol. i am what i am.....eye eye matey.
What country would you most like to Visit: Seychalles
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Any that contrast well with the skin tone
Favourite Hair Color: any but bald
Short or Long Hair: just as long as she looks/is a woman then i am ok.lol
Height: midgets are good for head.lol.
Weight: You may of saw me on channel 5 about men that love over fat women.lol
Best Clothing Style: birthday suite style
Number of Drugs I have taken: just birth control pills....it does wonders with my breast.lol
Number of CDs I own: none, borrowed........300?
Number of Piercings: One.....on my balls.lol. Nah, my ear
Number of Tattoos: One.....its an elephant.....on my balls.lol nah, i have a tattoo of a bear face on my face.lol
Number of things in my Past I Regret: filling in this long arse survey....THANKS!
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