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Abby

Down and Out in Heaven and Hell

About Me

A cult-sponsored genetics experiment gone horribly wrong.

My Interests

taking Lush baths, reading comics, wondering what the dumple is, keeping my bamboo alive, being slowly smothered by the weight of my own failures, freebasing vivarin, exposing my friends to terrible slash, spending way too much time on the internet, having a mediocre time

I'd like to meet:

A boy who can swim faster than a shark.

Music:

The Magnetic Fields, Common Rotation, Manic Street Preachers, Blur, The Mountain Goats, Brendan Benson, Suede, Johnny Cash, Blanche, Kenickie, Clearlake, Magazine, Pulp, Mansun, The Stone Roses, The Beatles, Charlotte Hatherley, Elvis Costello, Franz Ferdinand, Lily Allen, John Coltrane, Oasis, Kylie Minogue, Future Bible Heroes, Scott Walker, Sons & Daughters, The Ditty Bops, The Extra Glenns, The Handsome Family, Momus, Half Man Half Biscuit, The Clash, The Buzzcocks, The Shins, Charlotte Martin, Belle and Sebastian, Black Box Recorder, Dan Bern, Goodbye Mr Mackenzie, Radiohead, Super Furry Animals... um, I like music.

Movies:

Heavenly Creatures, Shaun of the Dead, Re-Animator, Braindead/Dead Alive, Purple Noon/Plein Soleil, Sleepy Hollow, Closer, The Rutles, Serenity, Ghost World, Rope

Television:

Doctor Who, Heroes, Strangers with Candy, Torchwood, Arrested Development, The Office, Spaced, The Colbert Report, 30 Rock, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, The Daily Show, Firefly, Judge Judy, Law & Order, My Name is Earl. That's not a fraction of the amount of TV I watch; I'll watch pretty much anything that starts with someone's death, and I enjoy those medical shows on cable with titles like "Born Without Knees" or "Living With Leprosy".

Books:

Things I read that can't be bought at the supermarket checkout: The Basic Eight, Geek Love, Hellblazer, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Vurt, Harry Potter, H.P. Lovecraft, Good Omens, Jeff Noon, Alias, Torso, Ghost World, Promethea, Sandman, America: A Guide to Democracy Inaction, A Series of Unfortunate Events, The Invisibles, Kill Your Boyfriend, Hellboy, Runaways, an Ultimate book or two, Everything Is Illuminated

Heroes:

That grand list of people I look up to (to whom I look up) includes: Howard Devoto, Stephin Merritt, Grant Morrison, Jeff Noon, Peter Jackson, Daniel Handler.

My Blog

Testicles never get any less funny.


Posted by Abby on Sat, 07 Jan 2006 01:46:00 PST

I've learned my lesson! Never to hitchhike!

Fantastic. Boomerang is airing a '60s-era Wonder Twins PSA about the dangers of hitchhiking! This is the best two minutes of TV I've ever seen! Good thing that monkey was round to hold the b...
Posted by Abby on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 09:33:00 PST

Forgot to post this on Halloween!

I could shrink it to a reasonable size, but why would I?
Posted by Abby on Sun, 20 Nov 2005 04:42:00 PST

My baby's tied to a chair...

Random fact: Secretary makes me a squishy romantic puddle. So, would you rather be James Spader or Maggie Gyllenhaal? Yeah, I can't decide either....
Posted by Abby on Tue, 25 Oct 2005 07:12:00 PST

Promotion for Dunder Mifflin...

I loved The Office before it was trendy to love The Office. I mean, I am a big fan of the show. It's brilliant, I love it. So this is a fairly unpopular opinion to have, but: I absolutely LOVE the Ame...
Posted by Abby on Sun, 23 Oct 2005 11:10:00 PST

Somatose

The Hard-Fi album is fantastic. I've avoided it, figuring it to be gimmicky or a novelty, but shock! Best thing I've heard in months. I also can't stop playing "Fix You" by Coldplay. It affects me. It...
Posted by Abby on Sun, 23 Oct 2005 03:01:00 PST

Never will I tire of posting this.


Posted by Abby on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Yeah, my day at work was like...


Posted by Abby on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Runaways love.


Posted by Abby on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Seriously, don't screw up the Fantastic Four movie.


Posted by Abby on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST