Ahmed - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Apparently its not cool to have an out-of-date introduction on MySpace and so to keep up my image I have to start all over. Honestly: I feel as though MySpace is sucking the soul out of my body, chewing it up, swallowing it and then shitting it all over my face -----------------You Are All a Bunch of Freaks and It's Slowly Dawning On Me That I've Become One of You-------------------Since we last conversed I have returned to Toronto from my soujourn in the Middle East. I've learned more about myself than I thought I even cared to know. I've met angel who blesses me everyday with her sunshine. She smells a little like dandilions but I'm learning to accept that.I'll elaborate when I feel like it. For Now: Life couldn't be better and I pray that each of you is able to say the same thing.

My Interests

Laughing at Others.

I'd like to meet:

People who shat in their pants enough as children that it has left a permanent mark on their adult personalities.

Music:

Tryin to Support the Local Tunes Wherever I Happen to Hear Them. BIG UP TO (All on MySpace) - Sarah Shafey, Zaki Ibrahim, Syreeta Neal, Orangutan, Foreign Beggars, Rabbi Shlomo, Mike Celia, The Postmen, Sean Pinchin, LAL, Sage, Hector Tuya, (maybe not yet on MySpace but soon enough), Citizen Cope... Etc. Etc. Etc.

Movies:

Favourite Film in Recent Memory: La Haine - Should Be Mandatory Viewing

Television:

Trying Not To

Books:

Recently Read and Enjoyed: The Power of One (its a powerful but cute book - Thanks Negin by the way); Anything by AL Franken cracks me up and makes me think so double bonus... Finally a slight (monthly) sprinkle of Harpers Magazine - Lewis Lapham is truthfully one of my for real heroes.

Heroes:

Those select pantshitters who have the courage to enter my blog and tell the world about when, for a split second, their brain and their anal sphincter were incommunicado.

My Blog

God Damn Escalators

Ok... SO explain this to me: We can fucking send an unmanned recconassaince vehicle to Mars, we can opon up a man's chest in order to peform a heart transplant, we can build and maintain jumbo ai...
Posted by Ahmed on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 07:19:00 PST

So... I was out with these two gorgeous brunettes...

Just fuckin with you... I've never had a threesome... I actually have nothing intersting to say and I just wanted more people to read my original blog and contribute ... It's starting to make me ...
Posted by Ahmed on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 01:35:00 PST

Ice Breakers...

People Skills I think its about time that people begin to understand and practice the art of being disarming... I propose that we all approach new interactions with a 'crapping oneself' tale.&nbs...
Posted by Ahmed on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 04:29:00 PST