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About Me

Grew up in Cut'n Shoot, Texas...played hard as a kid, studied hard in high school, partied hard in college, and amazingly, now that I finished school...Finally grew up, got a real job and now I actually have to make sense everyday....Anyways, I live downtown, work downtown and, if I had the chance, wouldn't have done anything differently
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Purple Drink
You love just gettin f-ed up for the hell of it... your not drinkin to score because ur the ultimate thug. More than likely your from Houston, TX... if not then youre still cool.
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My Interests

Everything in moderation or at a medium pace...Here is my ferocious pitbull/beach babe..Lola she's living it up out in the country with my parents...even though Ms. Lola is a city-pup at heart! ..

I'd like to meet:

George Carlin & Vince Vaughn...funny goes a long way

Music:

Pink Martini, Andrea Bocelli, HOV! (Jay-Z), Ghetto Boyz, Joss Stone, Carol King, Snoop, Janis, and anything else that I've been able to steal from my friends' computers and put on my iPod ..

Movies:

Right now? BORAT, -It's very nice!! Also, Gia. Or pretty much anything with Angelina in it naked..and to be super sappy, The Notebook. On a lighter note: 40 Year Old Virgin, Anchorman, Dodgeball, Harold & Kumar, Wedding Crashers, Old School, Napoleon Dynamite, Talladega Nights, Caddy Shack & Grandma's Boy

Television:

Superficially? The Chappelle Show, The Sopranos, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Sex in the City, South Park, The Colbert Report Family Guy. Secret-ficially? Laguna Beach, The Hills, Real World, and anything on the FineLiving Network or Food Network

Books:

When is Jesus Going to Bring the Pork Chops? - George Carlin the DaVinci Code, Napalm & Silly Putty...etc

Heroes:

The Sex in the City girls. I shit you not. ..

My Blog

stirring the pot

There should be a federal law to prevent the stupid trash from over-populating the world! Minimum 120 IQ to get a child permit. Two: you should have $250,000 in the bank in an escrow account. On...
Posted by Kris on Tue, 08 May 2007 04:11:00 PST

My problem with The Ten Commandments....

GEORGE CARLIN ON THE 10 COMMANDMENTSfrom "Complaints and Grievances" (HBO special) Here is my problem with the ten commandments- why exactly are there 10? You simply do not need ten. The list of ten c...
Posted by Kris on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 07:28:00 PST