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beerwench

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About Me

Well, what can i say? I'm weird? I'm a freak? I need therapy and lots of medication? NO! I am "normal"...he he he he he he he he he he...*twitch*

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My Interests



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I'd like to meet:

Enzyte Bob Your Mom Trent Reznor Marylin Manson My Doppleganger
Jesus, because he rocks...and lives in Albuquerque somewhere & That one guy...you know...that ONE guy...

Movies:

Comedy(Accepted, Goldmember), Action(Crank, xXx), Horror(The Hills Have Eyes), Old Horror(Nosferatu, Bella Lugosi stuff), SciFi(Transformers!) and yes sappy ass love stories (Elizabethtown, Snow Falling on Cedars)

Television:

I am a CSI whore! Vegas, Miami, NY...doesn't matter!! WOO HOO!

Books:

Anne Rice & Poe

Heroes:

My mom and grandpa...they put the FUN in this dysFUNctional Family!

My Blog

For Sale: Family...CHEAP!

SO lets up date here...this is what has transpired since we last spoke...since i last typed...We had to put down Two Socks (you can find his photo in my pics) because our Old Man kicked him and busted...
Posted by beerwench on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 10:55:00 PST

What Your Birthdate Means

Your Birthdate: January 2You're so intuitive, it's like you have a sixth, seventh, and eighth sense.You connect with others freely and easily - and you tend to have many best friends.Warm and caring, ...
Posted by beerwench on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 06:46:00 PST

This Blows!

We have to shoot a horse. It broke its leg. He is a beautiful stud and I wish we didn't have to do it.
Posted by beerwench on Thu, 15 May 2008 11:35:00 PST

Note To Self

Its  2pm on Wednesday and Gma just called my lil sis a liar. Wanna know why? because this morning when D & my lil sis went to go check the horses, when Gma asked her where she was going all s...
Posted by beerwench on Wed, 14 May 2008 01:04:00 PST

My Mothers Wisdom

I asked my mom yesterday if she knew anything to stop the aching in my leg...and her reply to me was "Death." LOL my mother is such a fucking weirdo..i wonder where i get it?? I've been working my mus...
Posted by beerwench on Wed, 07 May 2008 07:29:00 PST

Weirdo’s in the Wilderness

Today i FINALLY got to see Pyro! I havent seen her since i moved back! She's my Maid of Honor for the wedding and she's a freak! (see the pics in my albums). I bent my knee too far today and it HURT ...
Posted by beerwench on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 06:39:00 PST

WTF! SOB ASAP KMA!

I'M IN A BENDY BRACE! YAY! WOO HOO! YIPPIE! Ok so i've been workin on wedding crap and school crap and all this crap is coming together quite nicely! The wedding stuff is falling into place. We are go...
Posted by beerwench on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 11:00:00 PST

Meanwhile...in HELL!

So i went to the Dr. today...he bent me to the left and to the right and i stood up and sat down and i faught faught faught...AHEM!...he bent my KNEE...my knee hasnt been bent since i BROKE the fucker...
Posted by beerwench on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 06:28:00 PST

Ta Da!

Tomorrow i get to go to the Dr. WOO HOO! YiPPIE! Doctor Doctor Doctor Doctor Doctor Doctor Doctor Doctor Doctor!! Whats that? LOOK AT THAT! Whats that? Plastic Bag Plastic Bag Plastic Bag Plastic Bag ...
Posted by beerwench on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 07:37:00 PST

Today...sheesh!

1. Got a shower WOO HOO i feel fabulous! 2. Rambo our one cat got porcupine quills in her chest and front legs...getting them off SUCKED! poor baby’s been sleepin since she came in after that. 3...
Posted by beerwench on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 08:52:00 PST