Did you know if you mixed equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate you can make napalm? Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a big fucking television, choose washing machines, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortagage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life. I have the attention span of a fly. I sleep too much. Procrastination is like masturbation where you only fuck yourself, so I enjoy both. Ciggs and I are homies. I love my family, friends and have an unhealthy relationship with my cat that I am sure Freud would get a kick out of. I am blessed to have amazing men and women in my life who continue to bring awe, wonder, joy and comfort into my life. Music, movies and afternoon naps are where it's at. I fear spiders more than death. The biological sciences give me motivation and little knowledge of the universe keeps me humble. I have a cheesecake and pancake fetish that I am sure will continue to take its toll on my health. I fought the law and the law won. SDPD does NOT allow the cuffed passenger to ride shot-gun. I opt for flight instead of fight in most instances. God gave me a boat but, I got to row it. People who assume that I am naive get ran over by my trusty boat. People will be people doing people things. I talk too much. We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality...
Yessica wid an H --
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Like in nature to a train-riding hobo
You Should Get a MD (Doctor of Medicine)
You're both compassionate and brilliant - a rare combination.
You were born to be a doctor.
