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About Me

....I'ts funny im supposed to know the most about myself than anyone in the world and I stumped by what to say. I could start by saying my fave colour is blue but im not going to do that because that's shit........ ah. hang on. bollocks.I'm a person who is genrally very interested in life and everything it entails. Thats proberbly why im doing this. I like to ask questions, and i love to learn. Im the kind of nutter who decides to read the dictionary suddenly, get past a page and realise that i could be watching the simpsons and who the fuck am i tring to impress?! We've all done it.My head is always in the clouds so I never 100 per cent where i should be on something.Found this, maybe this is me? A lot of it is true hahah;PISCES: The Piece of assCaring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT. Very high SEX appeal. Has the last word. The best to find, hardest to keep. Fun to be around. Freak in the sheets. Extremely weird but in a good way. Super good in bed. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. A partner for life. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet.lolFuck it. Your never gonna really know me by reading this anyway! Your just gonna look at my picture and decide if im ugly or not! Right?! Enjoy your day. and yes i know there is spelling mistakes in this. I ate my dictionary in protest with myself whilst watching the Simpsons.

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Guys Like That You're Fun
You're the type of girl guys brag about knowing
That's because you're cool, funny, and laid back
You're smart enough to know how to be one of the guys
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My Interests

I like to cover myself in honey and fling myself into a swarm of bees.Slaughtering chavs in diffrent and more intresting ways.Making Cocktail Shots- Getting people drunk. Then laughing at them.(im a bar girl)snorting pepper to see if when i sneeze-If i hold my eyelids open-will my eyes pop out?Daydreamingbeing wise and funny and fabulous. lol

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet james blunt. So i could shotgun him in the face.... Just when he is about to sing... I could just press the trigger and it would make such a satisfing sound. ahh the blood...the stuff of dreams. Oh. and perhaps God. To say sorry for the James Blunt thing. (I believe he would understand and "say dont worry about it-he was a dick")

Music:

agggg too many. System of a down, cheeky girls, Prodigy, cheeky girls, Paul van dyke, cheeky girls, Queens of the stone age, cheeky girls. and your mum.

Movies:

Forest Gump is my fave movie. yeah fuck off. Its my profile i can put what i want. ha

Television:

Cartoons like Family Guy, Simpsons etc i love. I also like documenteries. Anything comical really i will watch. Even those really crap American ones in the afternoon.

Books:

classics mostly, but i read alot so i cant be bothered to list shit. There is too many.

Heroes:

1*. My Mum. amazing woman. (Sr Kerry on my friends list)1. Anyone who carries on regardless, Because it is the right thing to do, and they wont get reconised for their trouble.2. Anyone who has given up smoking.3. Teenagers who dont conform to being a brainless waste of space chav, and try to improve their lives and try to contribute to making the next generation heathy and happy.4. People who hold onto their lives even though they feel its not worth living.. and carry on.5. People who love so much for someone but they know that they have to let them go, because its better for the person they love.
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My Blog

messing up

I dont have the time to go into it now, as i have about four mins left in this cafe, and i have to work- but i would like to at some point soon tell you about my experience of messing up, how i though...
Posted by Rachel on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 08:31:00 PST

Notes and stuff on chastity. general rant.

I read the other night that tests have been done about men and women about what they look for in a date and what they look for in a mate. They put them into seperate groups and ask them to write two l...
Posted by Rachel on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 07:30:00 PST

The Ghost has gone. (hopefully)

I got sucked in again like a dick. The man i call ghosty (who by the way slept with someone i know recently whilst drunk!) Roped me in again. Saying he never knew what he had till he lost it bla...
Posted by Rachel on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 07:08:00 PST

A man I shall call Ghosty.

Im writing this becuase i think its important. It is personal, But this is life and i want people to see the desisions i have made, in the context, maybe you might get why i did what i did. I believe ...
Posted by Rachel on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 06:52:00 PST

CONT....on being chaste

Negative Consequences of sex before marriage: 1. Physical Consequences a. Sexually transmitted diseases (clamydia etc) b. Cervical cancer c. Pregnancy d. Possible sterility, infection from contracepti...
Posted by Rachel on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 07:52:00 PST

Chastity and me.

hello I thought I should start blogging like an adult and tell you a bit about my life and desisions i have made in it. This particular subject is on how i am celebate. I might blog more on it. But i ...
Posted by Rachel on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 11:11:00 PST

Internet cafes

Why make the chairs so bloody hard? Why the dodgy 50's music in the backgound which i secretly like? Why the giant lamenated posters asking if your hungry? Surely we would know if we were... Would we...
Posted by Rachel on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 03:13:00 PST