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Sandwich Artist(Viva La Northen Kentucky)

My Finest Hour

About Me

I love Emily Grant.I love Andrew BirdI love a capella covers. I will fight you."Metal is trying to attract girls by having swordfights on the quad with PVC pipes wrapped in duct tape."

My Interests

Atom and his PACKAGE is my interest... of LOVE. I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

I'd like to meet:


Music:

A bunch of bands you haven't heard of.

Movies:

"Sidekicks", "Billy Jack on Trial" and home movies of a man driving a forklift to the sound of spoons being dropped and lighter's being lit.

Television:

MINDROT

Books:

Anything and everything that's not a stupid feminist book, or anything having to do with feminine issues. I'm a man dammit. I am a man who eats hoagies and bends metal in his spare time. A man who rips phonebooks in half with his pinkies, and for work wrestles grizzly bears naked armed with a fucking fork DAMMIT. I AM A MAN. AND I DON'T REALLY WANT TO KNOW THE DIVINE SECRETS OF THE YAYA SISTER CULT. BITCH. SO PUT DOWN THE DOUCHE AND STEP AWAY FROM THE SCENTED BATH OILS. Good, now go get me a sandwich.

Heroes:

All of you who influence and impact my life.

My Blog

Future Visions- By Alex Christman

Within the next six months the "underground" art and music scene will trash an entirely unique form of art: Photography. I know this will happen. I anticipate this happening. Everyone will be trying t...
Posted by Sandwich Artist(Viva La Northen Kentucky) on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 09:03:00 PST

After 12 years, he still makes me smile... I sound like an old woman

I think it's amazing that all through my childhood and into my almost adulthood there has always been an entertainer that has survived the barriers of time:     Yankovic for life. Bitches. ...
Posted by Sandwich Artist(Viva La Northen Kentucky) on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 05:49:00 PST

Sexy pictures

Emily and I went to Boone Woods today and totally rocked it. Here are our findings.   Fucking. Hard. Fucking. Harder. Hello looks. I date her for a reason you know. My favorite. E...
Posted by Sandwich Artist(Viva La Northen Kentucky) on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 12:52:00 PST

In case you wanted to know...

Yeah, here are some movies. IDIOTS. CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK ON THE LINKS!!!! Filmed today, this is "OH GOD MY BRAIN" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbFsxbCZOao Also filmed today, premiering: "Wa...
Posted by Sandwich Artist(Viva La Northen Kentucky) on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 11:57:00 PST

And you thought people grew up...

An amazing evening with Emily. LET ME SHOW YOU.   Muh, she is amazing. Thank God I'm dating a looker. I FUCKING MAKE SANDWICHES OK? I WORK AT HOME AND AT WORK. Womanly me. Grand Emily.  ...
Posted by Sandwich Artist(Viva La Northen Kentucky) on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 12:16:00 PST

It's True! New profession!

Ok, I know what the hell I'm doing in life. I'm definitely going to become an   ONLINE PREDATOR I can't wait. There's this school and everything. I saw the commercials and I gave up every other ...
Posted by Sandwich Artist(Viva La Northen Kentucky) on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 06:53:00 PST

Gawd

I'm sorry, but this bulliten is back to my hating of mankind right now. And really to the emobitches out there who are so fucking elite that they think that nothing ever will relate to them and that t...
Posted by Sandwich Artist(Viva La Northen Kentucky) on Sat, 05 Nov 2005 12:46:00 PST

When Dudes Cop out for 'Ginas.

If you've ever stumbled across one of these(and I'm sure you have. Ever since the dawn of the internet, there have been self enraptured women fawning over the "perfect man" that they "deserve") "I wis...
Posted by Sandwich Artist(Viva La Northen Kentucky) on Thu, 20 Oct 2005 04:19:00 PST

The hottest lines

My personal favourite sayings from this night of Friday/Saturday August 5th and 6th. You want me to rip open an orfice in the side of your body and rape that orfice? And then pour salt in it, like WHA...
Posted by Sandwich Artist(Viva La Northen Kentucky) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Baby got back

I'm back from St. Louis, and here to kick some crack. Or hit some crack. CRACK. Sorry, distracted... Discrackted. CRACK. Oh my. I need to get myself in check... Creck. CRACK. Oh come on, that one wasn...
Posted by Sandwich Artist(Viva La Northen Kentucky) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST