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Estudyante! Nambugbog! Sinali Ng
Teacher sa Boxing!
Teacher Nambastos! Binagsak! ng
Prinsipal!!!!!
Dalawang Kalbo!, Nag Sabunutan!!
Estudyante! Nasagasa
Pipi KumantA! Napaos!!!!
Bad...
Posted by Lemuel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
yo momma so ugly! |
Yo momma so ugly she walked into Taco Bell and
everybody ran for the border.
Yo momma so ugly even ALIEN face huggers run
away from her!
Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk
to her...
Posted by Lemuel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
what guys didnt know bout girls! |
1. When a girl says she's sad, but she isn't
crying, it means she's crying in her heart.
2. When she ignores you after you've done
something wrong, it's best to give her some
time to cool down b...
Posted by Lemuel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Facts bout sex |
facts about sex
Did you know that you can
tell from
the
skin whether a person is sexually active or
not?
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests
find
that when women
make ...
Posted by Lemuel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Things you dont wanna hear while lying on an operating table |
Things You Don't Want To Hear When Lying On The
Operating Table:
"What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex
change...!"
Things You Don't Want To Hear When Lying On The
Operating Table:
"O...
Posted by Lemuel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Sagutan nyo nga! I dare yah! |
Para sa mga taong nanliligaw, nagbabalak
manligaw, nililigawan, naliligaw,
nag-iintay maligawan, sa mga tong "in-love daw"...
Ang LOVE ay hindi minamadali...hindi pinipilit..
at lalong hindi kin...
Posted by Lemuel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
our new apartment!!!!!!!!! |
pipol! meron ne kming new apartment... sa may
elvinda! dun na official tambayan! and dun ana me
magpp DND! ung gustong bumisita, here's my no.
09264237099. aiyt!
Posted by Lemuel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Deflect questions about the so-called "Shadowed Tower" |
These days things a quite the little mess. The Crab can't hold the Wall, the Dragon and Phoenix are getting played for chumps by the Dark Oracle of Fire, the Mantis aren't wiping themselves out fast e...
Posted by Lemuel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Telling whether or not that cute samurai-ko is really a samurai-ko (without lifting up "her" kimono) |
How To I will give you, the aspiring people watcher, pointers in determing what exactly it is you are watching.
Facial Hair
I know it seems like an obvious thing to watch for, but you'd...
Posted by Lemuel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Choosing a Mask That's YOU! |
To a Scorpion nothing is as important, personally, as their mask. There are as many different mask styles as there are Scorpion it seems. Lately the variety has been staggering, and even more surprisi...
Posted by Lemuel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
