What some friends have said about me (I've omitted my surname, and abbreviated the friends'):
"Michael ***** is really cool!"
- Alec W.
"Michael *****...you're awesome!"
- Marie F.
"Michael all"
- Paul S.
"Hey Mike, dude, you have the longest list of favorite books I have ever seen on facebook."
- Evan S.
"You have a very unique sense of humor---in a good way."
- Timothy V.
"Were you maybe born in the wrong century?"
- Justin H.
"Michael ***** is the Kevin Bacon of St. Mary's.
"Except instead of 6 degrees of separation, it's more like 3. Maybe 2. Seriously, every time I talk to Michael at least 5 people wave or stop by to say hello.
"If I knew anything about shortest-path algorithms, I would make a program like the one at oracleofbacon.org, so even incoming freshmen and alumni could see how close they are to knowing the great Michael *****. Unfortunately, as an English major, I know nothing of shortest-path algorithms. The best I can do is spell 'algorithms' correctly and make a literary reference on his Facebook.
"Michael *****! I know him, Horatio: a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy."
- Emily Y.
Favorite Quotations
The sea of faith
Was once, too, at the full, and round earth’s shore
Lay like the folds of a bright girdle furl’d.
But now I only hear
Its melancholy, long, withdrawing roar,
Retreating, to the breath
Of the night-winds, down the vast edges drear
And naked shingles of the world.
– Matthew Arnold. From “Dover Beachâ€
Come let us mock at the great
That had such burdens on the mind
And toiled so hard and late
To leave some monument behind,
Nor thought of the levelling wind.
Come let us mock at the wise;
With all those calendars whereon
They fixed old aching eyes,
They never saw how seasons run,
And now but gape at the sun.
Come let us mock at the good
That fancied goodness might be gay,
And sick of solitude
Might proclaim a holiday:
Wind shrieked—and where are they?
Mock mockers after that
That would not lift a hand maybe
To help good, wise or great
To bar that foul storm out, for we
Traffic in mockery.
– W. B. Yeats. From “Nineteen Hundred And Nineteenâ€
We are the hollow men
We are the stuffed men
Leaning together
Headpiece filled with straw. Alas!
Our dried voices, when
We whisper together
Are quiet and meaningless
As wind in dry grass
Or rats’ feet over broken glass
In our dry cellar
Shape without form, shade without colour,
Paralysed force, gesture without motion;
Those who have crossed
With direct eyes, to death’s other Kingdom
Remember us—if at all—not as lost
Violent souls, but only
As the hollow men
The stuffed men.
– T. S. Eliot. From “The Hollow Menâ€
And so each venture
Is a new beginning, a raid on the inarticulate
With shabby equipment always deteriorating
In the general mess of imprecision of feeling,
Undisciplined squads of emotion. And what there is to conquer
By strength and submission, has already been discovered
Once or twice, or several times, by men whom one cannot hope
To emulate—but there is no competition—
There is only the fight to recover what has been lost
And found and lost again and again: and now, under conditions
That seem unpropitious. But perhaps neither gain nor loss.
For us, there is only the trying. The rest is not our business.
– T. S. Eliot. From “East Coker†(Four Quartets, no. 2)
If you came this way,
Taking any route, starting from anywhere,
At any time or at any season,
It would always be the same: you would have to put off
Sense and notion. You are not here to verify,
Instruct yourself, or inform curiosity
Or carry report. You are here to kneel
Where prayer has been valid. And prayer is more
Than an order of words, the conscious occupation
Of the praying mind, or the sound of the voice praying.
And what the dead had no speech for, when living,
They can tell you, being dead: the communication
Of the dead is tongued with fire beyond the language of the living.
Here, the intersection of the timeless moment
Is England and nowhere. Never and always.
– T. S. Eliot. From “Little Gidding†(Four Quartets, no. 4)