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Michael

Aloha

About Me

I am outgoing and have many interests.
What some friends have said about me (I've omitted my surname, and abbreviated the friends'):
"Michael ***** is really cool!"
- Alec W.
"Michael *****...you're awesome!"
- Marie F.
"Michael all"
- Paul S.
"Hey Mike, dude, you have the longest list of favorite books I have ever seen on facebook."
- Evan S.
"You have a very unique sense of humor---in a good way."
- Timothy V.
"Were you maybe born in the wrong century?"
- Justin H.
"Michael ***** is the Kevin Bacon of St. Mary's.
"Except instead of 6 degrees of separation, it's more like 3. Maybe 2. Seriously, every time I talk to Michael at least 5 people wave or stop by to say hello.
"If I knew anything about shortest-path algorithms, I would make a program like the one at oracleofbacon.org, so even incoming freshmen and alumni could see how close they are to knowing the great Michael *****. Unfortunately, as an English major, I know nothing of shortest-path algorithms. The best I can do is spell 'algorithms' correctly and make a literary reference on his Facebook.
"Michael *****! I know him, Horatio: a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy."
- Emily Y.

Favorite Quotations


The sea of faith
Was once, too, at the full, and round earth’s shore
Lay like the folds of a bright girdle furl’d.
But now I only hear
Its melancholy, long, withdrawing roar,
Retreating, to the breath
Of the night-winds, down the vast edges drear
And naked shingles of the world.

– Matthew Arnold. From “Dover Beach”


Come let us mock at the great
That had such burdens on the mind
And toiled so hard and late
To leave some monument behind,
Nor thought of the levelling wind.
Come let us mock at the wise;
With all those calendars whereon
They fixed old aching eyes,
They never saw how seasons run,
And now but gape at the sun.
Come let us mock at the good
That fancied goodness might be gay,
And sick of solitude
Might proclaim a holiday:
Wind shrieked—and where are they?
Mock mockers after that
That would not lift a hand maybe
To help good, wise or great
To bar that foul storm out, for we
Traffic in mockery.

– W. B. Yeats. From “Nineteen Hundred And Nineteen”


We are the hollow men
We are the stuffed men
Leaning together
Headpiece filled with straw. Alas!
Our dried voices, when
We whisper together
Are quiet and meaningless
As wind in dry grass
Or rats’ feet over broken glass
In our dry cellar
Shape without form, shade without colour,
Paralysed force, gesture without motion;
Those who have crossed
With direct eyes, to death’s other Kingdom
Remember us—if at all—not as lost
Violent souls, but only
As the hollow men
The stuffed men.

– T. S. Eliot. From “The Hollow Men”


And so each venture
Is a new beginning, a raid on the inarticulate
With shabby equipment always deteriorating
In the general mess of imprecision of feeling,
Undisciplined squads of emotion. And what there is to conquer
By strength and submission, has already been discovered
Once or twice, or several times, by men whom one cannot hope
To emulate—but there is no competition—
There is only the fight to recover what has been lost
And found and lost again and again: and now, under conditions
That seem unpropitious. But perhaps neither gain nor loss.
For us, there is only the trying. The rest is not our business.

– T. S. Eliot. From “East Coker” (Four Quartets, no. 2)


If you came this way,
Taking any route, starting from anywhere,
At any time or at any season,
It would always be the same: you would have to put off
Sense and notion. You are not here to verify,
Instruct yourself, or inform curiosity
Or carry report. You are here to kneel
Where prayer has been valid. And prayer is more
Than an order of words, the conscious occupation
Of the praying mind, or the sound of the voice praying.
And what the dead had no speech for, when living,
They can tell you, being dead: the communication
Of the dead is tongued with fire beyond the language of the living.
Here, the intersection of the timeless moment
Is England and nowhere. Never and always.

– T. S. Eliot. From “Little Gidding” (Four Quartets, no. 4)

My Interests

the life of the mind; music; history; American history; military history; British history; anthropology; sociology; philosophy; theology; religion; Christianity; Christian worldview; Christian apologetics; Protestantism; Anglicanism; Anglo-Catholicism; Roman Catholicism; Judaism; Confucianism; Bushido; samurai; ethics; morality; honor; chivalry; patriotism; valor; courage; gentlemanly conduct; decorum; aesthetics; art; poetry; writing poems; culture; high culture; folk culture; wisdom; serious thought; serious thinkers; reading; literature; martial arts; self-defense; tools of self-defense; singing; organic gardening; vegetable gardening; Victory Gardens; hats; hat etiquette; musical instruments; tin whistle; recorder; Mountain Ocarinas; Western civilization; languages; learning languages; Chinese language; Spanish language; German language; Russian language; Slavic languages; self-improvement; logic; grammar; rhetoric; conservatism; anti-consumerism; agrarianism; Southern agrarianism; New urbanism; traditional urbanism; "rebell[ing] against the prevailing ethos of rebellion"; nonconformity with conformist nonconformism; ...

I'd like to meet:

Interesting people in general.

Also, it's always nice to reconnect with old friends, so if you were a co-worker or schoolmate or knew me for whatever reason, don't hesitate to send me a message.

Music:

Bach; Telemann; Haydn; Händel; Vivaldi; Mozart; Beethoven; Schubert; Chopin; Mendelssohn; Wagner

Movies:

Casablanca; Yankee Doodle Dandy; Mrs. Miniver; Mr. Smith Goes to Washington; Mr. Deeds Goes to Town; Key Largo; Holiday Inn; Going My Way; Gigi; Ben-Hur; Let Freedom Ring; The Adventures of Robin Hood; The Philadelphia Story; Knights of the Round Table; Prince Valiant; Sodom and Gomorrah; The Glenn Miller Story; The Guns of Navarone; My Fair Lady; Singin' in the Rain; You Can't Take It With You; The Great Ziegfeld; The Treasure of the Sierra Madre; The Best Years of Our Lives; The Awful Truth; It Happened One Night; China Cry; San Francisco; Rose Marie; Naughty Marietta; Balalaika; Rosalie; Easter Parade; The Music Man; The Sound of Music; The Lord of the Rings trilogy; The Passion of the Christ; Red Dawn; The Lost City; Gladiator; On the Waterfront; The Bridge on the River Kwai; North by Northwest; Rear Window; Vertigo; Cimarron (1930); The Country Girl; All About Eve; The Lost Weekend; Gentleman's Agreement; Grand Hotel; From Here to Eternity; Sunset Boulevard; Throne of Blood DOCUMENTARIES -, Stolen Honor: Wounds that Never Heal; In the Face of Evil: Reagan's War in Word and Deed

Television:

"Television eats books."

- Larry Woiwode

Books:

The Bible; Can Man Live Without God; The Problem of Pain; Mere Christianity; The Abolition of Man; Tortured for Christ: 30th Anniversary Edition; An Intelligent Person's Guide to Modern Culture; Happiness Is A Serious Problem; I Kissed Dating Goodbye; Boy Meets Girl: Say Hello to Courtship; The Connection: How al Qaeda's Collaboration with Saddam Hussein Has Endangered America; Dereliction of Duty: The Eyewitness Account of How Bill Clinton Endangered America's Long-Term National Security Unfit for Command; Silent Witness: The Untold Story of Terri Schiavo's Death; We Were Soldiers Once ... And Young; High Treason; How to Learn Any Language; Iron & Silk; Slander; Brainwashed: How Universities Indoctrinate America's Youth; Hagakure: The Book of the Samurai; Welcome to the Ivory Tower of Babel; Spy-catcher; The Hobbit; The Lord of the Rings; The Great Divorce; Out of the Silent Planet; Perelandra; That Hideous Strength; The Screwtape Letters; Kim; The Magnificent Ambersons; Pride and Prejudice; I Am Charlotte Simmons; The Moon is a Harsh Mistress; Starship Troopers; Stranger in a Strange Land; Time Enough For Love; The Cat Who Walks Through Walls; To Sail Beyond the Sunset; The Green Hills of Earth; Double Star; Farmer in the Sky; The Puppet Masters; The Fantasies of Robert A. Heinlein; Fahrenheit 451; Anthem; Sir Gawain and the Green Knight; Black Boy; Brideshead Revisited; Nineteen Eighty-Four; Brave New World; The Joy Luck Club; The Kitchen God's Wife; The Chosen; My Name is Asher Lev; Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?

Heroes:

M. E. Bradford; G. K. Chesterton; Theodore Dalrymple; T. S. Eliot; Russell Kirk; C. S. Lewis; Roger Scruton; Richard Weaver; ...

My Blog

Uncouth Chic, by Theodore Dalrymple. City Journal (Autumn 1998)

Theodore Dalrymple Uncouth Chic Last June in Paris, a young Englishman walked into a bar frequented by Britons, having agreed to meet his girlfriend there. Autumn 1998 Last June in Paris, a young ...
Posted by Michael on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 08:39:00 PST

We Dont Want No Education, by Theodore Dalrymple. City Journal (Winter 1995)

Theodore Dalrymple We Don't Want No Education Education has always been a minority interest in England. The English have generally preferred to keep the bloom of their ignorance intact and on the who...
Posted by Michael on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 08:35:00 PST

All Our Pomp of Yesterday, by Theodore Dalrymple. City Journal (Summer 1999)

Theodore Dalrymple All Our Pomp of Yesterday There is, Adam Smith once said, a deal of ruin in a nationby which he meant that a country's economic capital and cultural heritage are too vast to squan...
Posted by Michael on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 08:30:00 PST

It Hurts, Therefore I Am, by Theodore Dalrymple. City Journal (Autumn 1995)

Theodore Dalrymple It Hurts, Therefore I Am The cause of criminality among the white population of England is perfectly obvious to any reasonably observant person, though criminologists have yet to n...
Posted by Michael on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 08:24:00 PST

Tough Love, by Theodore Dalrymple. City Journal (Winter 1999)

Theodore Dalrymple Tough Love Last week, a 17-year-old girl was admitted to my ward with such acute alcohol poisoning that she could scarcely breathe by her own unaided efforts, alcohol being a respi...
Posted by Michael on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 08:19:00 PST

Reader, She Married HimAlas, by Theodore Dalrymple. CITY JOURNAL (Spring 1995)

Theodore Dalrymple Reader, She Married HimAlas When multiculturalists imagine the future, I suspect they have something in mind like the glorious multiplicity of restaurants serving all the cuisines...
Posted by Michael on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 10:52:00 PST

Good-bye, Cruel World, by Theodore Dalrymple. CITY JOURNAL (Winter 1997)

Theodore Dalrymple Good-bye, Cruel World One of the wards in the hospital in which I work is designated for patients who have poisoned themselves by deliberate overdose. Winter 1997 One of the war...
Posted by Michael on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 10:45:00 PST

The Knife Went In, by Theodore Dalrymple. CITY JOURNAL (Autumn 1994)

Theodore Dalrymple "The Knife Went In" It is a mistake to suppose that all men, or at least all Englishmen, want to be free. Autumn 1994 It is a mistake to suppose that all men, or at least a...
Posted by Michael on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 10:40:00 PST

After Modernism, by Roger Scruton. CITY JOURNAL (Spring 2000)

Roger Scruton After Modernism Architectural modernism rejected the principles that had guided those who built the great cities of Europe. Spring 2000 Architectural modernism rejected the principle...
Posted by Michael on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 10:34:00 PST

Reimagining the Far West Side, by Alexander Stoddart, et al. CITY JOURNAL (Autumn 2004)

Alexander Stoddart, Thomas Gordon Smith, John Simpson, Richard Sammons, Peter Pennoyer, Franck Lohsen McCrery, Robert Adam Reimagining the Far West Side Renowned architects bring the classical New Y...
Posted by Michael on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 10:27:00 PST