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Brian

I will grind your bones to dust and with your blood and it I'll make a paste, and of the paste a cof

About Me

I am a St. Louis actor and stuntman (AEA/SAG). I've worked for a handful of local theatres, but what I really want to do is wait tables. Stage Manager, carpenter, prop-builder, framer, fight combatant, bullwhip-cracking, truck driving, sword wielding, hockey playing, rollerblading, lover of all things Cyrano and hater of all things Andrew Lloyd-Weber.

THE DRAGON'S KEEP is an improvisational LARP that performs at the local SCi-Fi Cons. Check it out.

YOU MUST SEE THIS MOVIE!!!!

My Interests

Movies, swordplay, stunts, ice hockey, rollerblades, powerisers, goth-stuff, bullwhips...playwriting, improv, LARP-IMPROV and THE SUICIDE GIRLS!!! also, the PARTY HARD CORPS!

I'd like to meet:

Major Dick Winters (born January 21, 1918), Easy Company, 2nd Battalion, 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment, 101st Airborne DivisionJohn Lennon, Roger Waters, Bob Geldoff, Jello Biafra, George Lucas (so I can slap him for making the last three Star Wars Movies), Keira Knightley (so I can tell her to eat a hamburger...at least one)And maybe these girls...

Music:

Give Peace a Chance - John Lennon
Ev'rybody's talkin' 'bout Bagism, Shagism, Dragism, Madism, Ragism, Tagism This-ism, that-ism, ism ism ism All we are saying is give peace a chance All we are saying is give peace a chance
(C'mon) Ev'rybody's talkin' 'bout Minister, Sinister, Banisters and Canisters, Bishops, Fishops, Rabbis, and Pop Eyes, Bye bye, Bye byes All we are saying is give peace a chance All we are saying is give peace a chance
(Let me tell you now) Ev'rybody's talkin' 'bout Revolution, Evolution, Masturbation, Flagellation, Regulation, Integrations, mediations, United Nations, congratulations All we are saying is give peace a chance All we are saying is give peace a chance
Ev'rybody's talkin' 'bout John and Yoko, Timmy Leary, Rosemary, Tommy Smothers, Bobby Dylan, Tommy Cooper, Derek Taylor, Norman Mailer, Alan Ginsberg, Hare Krishna Hare Hare Krishna All we are saying is give peace a chance All we are saying is give peace a chance (Repeat 'til the tape runs out)
Check out my brother's band, HIPSTERPHONIC (recently renamed P.F.I.C). They are in my top friends. Pink Floyd, the freakin Dresden Dolls!!!!!, anything on Guitar Hero for the PS2..., some OAR, Queen, Billy Joel, Metallica, the Jolly Rogers, Bat Boy the Musical, Meatloaf, The Fratelli's, The Squirrel Nut Zippers, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Dashboard Confessionals, Sweeney Todd, the list goes on...

Movies:

Pan's Labyrinth, Moulin Rouge, Batman Begins....anything sci-fi...Crash, Titus, Princess Bride, Rob Roy, Braveheart, Band of Brothers, Carnivale,

Television:

SUPERNATURAL (finally, a show for GUYS), Gilmore Girls (I'm being a man, and admitting it)...and of course PRISON BREAK. This is actually me...doing the stunt. I got the pic off of some parody website...I don't have the real picture, but it is me.

Books:

Right now I am reading a biography about Charlotte Peters. Guardians of the Flame (Joel Rosenberg). King Rene's Daughter (Henrik Hertz). The Beauty Trilogy (Anne Rice)

Heroes:

Cyrano de Bergerac...and Major Dick Winters (born January 21, 1918), Easy Company, 2nd Battalion, 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment, 101st Airborne Division .

My Blog

THE GLOVES ARE OFF or "What would you do if..."

I think its a simple question.  What would you do, if someone walked up to you...punched you in the gut, and took your money? No..no...wait...let me rephrase that.  What would you do if some...
Posted by Brian on Sat, 14 Jun 2008 12:06:00 PST

My opinion of 2008 so far...and some other opinions...

2008.  I don't like you.  You aren't that great, 2008.  First, Heath died.  That sucked.  Then the weather got cold again...that sucked. Then my birthday came...and no cake....
Posted by Brian on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 10:56:00 PST

2007: The year in review

This is certain to be an odd posting.  But I haven't posted a lot lately...and with the new year coming up...I felt I had to say a few words about this last year. 2007, in all probability, could ...
Posted by Brian on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 09:03:00 PST

Get your last looks...

The hair is gone. Its funny.  I got this job doubling an actor...and I had to cut my hair DRAMATICALLY to do it.  I was fine with it.  It pays really well.  My mother will be happy...
Posted by Brian on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 10:55:00 PST

Beowulf

Alright...I'd like to share a few OPINIONS of mine about movies like Beowulf and why they shouldn't be made. I absolutely LOVED 300.  I thought it was a great movie.  Yes, it was LARGELY CGI...
Posted by Brian on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 10:41:00 PST

THEY CAME BACK! THEY CAME BACK!

MY COMMENTS!  THEY CAME BACK!   It must have been Chesire's Pixie Magic Fairy Dust that did it! I DO believe I DO believe!   Yay for pixies!    ...
Posted by Brian on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 04:15:00 PST

Bizarre

For some reason...all of my comments got deleted today.  They just...disappeared... No clue.  WTF? Ah well.  I guess all of my GOOD friends will notice and post some new ones.  ...
Posted by Brian on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 09:11:00 PST

Just an observation about John Lennon and the Beatles

I remember hearing John Lennon once say something about the importance of singing about love and peace as a way of bringing it about.  How powerful words can be.  Just think about the era h...
Posted by Brian on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 03:10:00 PST

"The Last Big Gulp" by Jello Biafra

From Jello Biafra's spoken word album "In The Grip Of Official Treason" "...and that's ok, because we can just keep living on borrowed time and forgetting this happens as some sort of rabid, red-neck ...
Posted by Brian on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 05:09:00 PST

Evan Michael Nigus

At 11:55am today, Evan Michael Nigus was born into the world, weighing in at 7lbs. 2 oz. My sister called me at 3:30 in the morning to tell me that he was "on his way"... I'm glad I stayed in bed for ...
Posted by Brian on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 11:15:00 PST