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Richard Sharp

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About Me

My name is Richard Sharp. I am a brilliant soldier who served England with both the 95th rifled and 33rd foot brigades who fought against that little Napoleon cunt . Armed with a musket and very sharp sword, I am a rather formidable enemy to anybody and my sharp wit and thinking can often lead to fantastic results.I am a bit of a perfectionist and like sharp things. For example, I painted my house with sharp radiant colours. I like sharpening my sword and when I was at school, I was always standing next to the teachers desk sharpening my pencils with the big fuck off sharpener clamped to the desk. I have a Sharpe HD tv wich has a great sharp display. I love going to the pub where I impress the ladys with my sharp wit and attention to detail but when I see my ex girlfriends, I often make sharp exits and go home so I can be in work sharpish .

I hate James Blunt and butter knives, They're just not sharp enough


My Interests

Keeping my blades and my wit sharp

I'd like to meet:

Jack The Ripper

Christopher Dean

William Wallace

These guys all found they're fame with sharp blades!

Movies:

Anyhting with sharp knives and weapons or sharp witty people like Bill Murray . . .

Television:

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My Blog

Today

Today, I watched two mallard ducks fight over a piece of stale bread and thought, mmm life is a funny old game. I wonder if I may be permitted to fight with a stranger over a square meal usi...
Posted by Richard Sharp on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 03:08:00 PST