~A Wonderful New Beginning~ [AGN5]

I'd like to meet:

Click here to get your own custom Glitter Text*blinks slowly and takes a deep breath* Angelina Jolie, Johnny Depp, and Elijah Wood so I could chain them up in my closet and whip them and beat them and bite them and blow tham and just straight up rape them whenever I felt like it (which would be all day every day because they all just need to be sexed up that badly) and then when I was done I would chain 'em up till the next time. *gasps for air* whew. *bats large, innocent blue eyes* Teehee. I would also love to meet Christopher Walken. He is way too freakin cool. By far my favorite actor of all time. He never ceases to amaze me! *glomp* Also, people like Ashlee Simpson, Eminem, Mariah Carey (beautiful voice but what a diva-ass-bitch in the worst possible way!!!), Littrell Spreewell (sp?), etc,etc...Because I would like to give them an all-time atomic Syn bitchslapping back into reality. *smacks forehead* Thank you.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Ashley
Birthday: March 25th
Birthplace: Mahtomedi
Current Location: Oakdale
Hair Color: Dark Blonde
Height: 5'4"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty all the way! We live longer, ya know...
Your Heritage: German/Irish/Swedish/Norwegian/Polish
The Shoes You Wore Today: I havent worn any shoes yet today.
Your Weakness: Beautiful eyes
Your Fears: Rejection, painful death, watching someone i love be hurt
Your Perfect Pizza: Mmm...One with lots of big, puffy crust (Papa Johns!)
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To stay positive
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Happy singing fuckboat...okay, maybe not, but everyone puts "LoL" so I had to do something different
Thoughts First Waking Up: How much longer can I get away with sleeping?
Your Best Physical Feature: My cheeks? I dont know, people always comment on my cheeks...I guess maybe chest or eyes too. Hair? I dunno, I can't answer that
Your Bedtime: Whenever I feel like sleeping, or am able to sleep
Your Most Missed Memory: Being loved/in love
Pepsi or Coke: Coke, bitches!
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds...BK = gross (except their breakfasts)
Single or Group Dates: Either, depends on what Im in the mood for...Group dates that end singly are fun.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Chai!
Do you Smoke: Nopers, I have a few times though, but never a habit.
Do you Swear: Yes, probably more than I should
Do you Sing: Oh yeah, do I ever...It just scares me to sing in front of people by myself.
Do you Shower Daily: Sometimes, sometimes every other day or my hair gets too dry.
Have you Been in Love: Yes.
Do you want to go to College: Yup, Hamline University!!!W00t!
Do you want to get Married: Very much so.
Do you belive in yourself: Most of the time, yes. I have my weak moments, as do we all.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Very rarely.
Do you think you are Attractive: Yeah, most of the time.
Are you a Health Freak: Hahahaha, hell no! I wish (not really)
Do you get along with your Parents: Most of the time, we're great together.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yup, except when driving in them. They're fun to play in.
Do you play an Instrument: Some Guitar, I used to play piano, recorder and alto sax, but it wasnt really my thing.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I think I had one wine cooler with my mom.
In the past month have you Smoked: Mmm...Second hand w/Drewsie. LoL *cough*
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Prescription.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: A double date kinda, yeah.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Mmm, not recently.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Hahha no, but I've eaten a few individual cookies. And dont they come in those bag things?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yech, fuck no!
In the past month have you been on Stage: *tear* No, except for just standing on one.
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nopers
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nay
Ever been Drunk: Yes, twice in the past...Not fun.
Ever been called a Tease: Oh yeah. Heehee. I mean...what, me? I'm normally pretty good.
Ever been Beaten up: I don't always start the fights but I almost always end them.
Ever Shoplifted: I dont think so.
How do you want to Die: In my sleep, or protecting someone/thing I believe in.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: As long as I can be my dynamic, crazy self, I dont really care...But I do like science and the arts.
What country would you most like to Visit: Hmmm...Ireland, Australia, England or New Zealand.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Doesnt matter, as long as I find in them whatever it is Im looking for.
Favourite Hair Color: Doesnt matter
Short or Long Hair: Long enough to grab a handful...I like it falling into they eyes a bit, adds a sense of mystery.
Height: A little taller than me, but not too tall. I dont want to get a neck cramp because I felt like kissing them.
Weight: Not too big, not too scrawny...Anything in between. I tend to go for slender to a little over average.
Best Clothing Style: Hmm...Trendy? Don't want a slob, or too flashy.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Besides my own prescriptions, prolly 2.
Number of CDs I own: Not too many, props to my iPod.
Number of Piercings: 4, but two closed up
Number of Tattoos: None, yet. *wink*
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 0...Life is a journey and every step is an opportunity. Some things might make me sad, but in the end, I learn and grow stronger because of them.

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Music:

Your 2005 Song Is
Feel Good Inc by Gorillaz

"Love forever love is free.
Let's turn forever you and me."

In 2005, you were loving life and feeling no pain. What Hit Song of 2005 Are You?
Get this video and more at MySpace.comI'll listen to alot of different things if it suits my mood and my frequently changing fancy. Types of music I like are:1) Heavy Metal 2) Rock (almost any type) 3) Old School Rap (its freakin hilarious!) 4) Musical Numbers!!! 5) Indie 6) New Age 7) Alternative 8) Emo 9) Whatever I feel Like!!!Some of my Favorite groups include:1) Muse (sadly, almost nobody knows of this group) 2) Modest Mouse 3) Enya 4) Evanessence 5) Run DMC 6) Beastie Boys 7) The Beatles 8) Metallica 9) Down and Above 10) Burden Within 11) Switchfoot 12) Sugarcult 13) Linkin Park 14) Radiohead 15) Tenacious D 16) The Bloodhound Gang 17) Shinedown 18) Yellowcard 19) And so many more!!!
Your Heart Is Blue
Love is a doing word for you. You know it's love when you treat each other well.
You are a giving lover, but you don't give too much. You expect something in return.

Your flirting style: Friendly

Your lucky first date: Lunch at an outdoor cafe

Your dream lover: Is both generous and selfish

What you bring to relationships: Loyalty What Color Heart Do You Have?

Movies:

This is John Watry in a banana suit. It fills me with joy... width="425" height="350" ..
Get this video and more at MySpace.comMovies rock my world! Some of my all-time faves are: 1) Edward Scissorhands 2) Blow 3) Implicity: A Tale of Implicit Derivatives (a friend's project in AP Calc) 4) Bedknobs and Broomsticks 5) Underworld 6) May (most f-ed up movie Ive EVER seen) 7) Rocky Horror Picture Show (live!) 8) Labyrinth (David Bowie's bitchin hair/eyebrows/tight-packing) 9) Elf 10) Not Another Teen Movie (wtf) 11) Those Who Hunt Elves (worlds greatest anime lol) 12) Almost anything porn related (kidding...I think!) 13) The Matrix Movies (neato) 14) Napoleon Dynamite 15) Shrek (1 and 2) 16) Wee Wendy (dont ask) 17) The Sixth Sense 18) The Fellowship of the Ring (gasm) 19) The Two Towers (double gasm) 20) Return of the King (trois gasm) *changes pants* 21) Pirates of the Carribean 22) FINDING NEVERLAND! (*sigh*) 23) Hook 24) Sleepy HollowAnd so many more. Gotta love movies!
The Keys to Your Heart
You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.
In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved.
You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring.
You would be forced to break up with someone who was insecure and in constant need of reassurance.
Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with.
Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.
You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.
In this moment, you think of love as something you can get or discard anytime. You're feeling self centered. What Are The Keys To Your Heart?
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Princess Aurora
You have the gift of a beautiful voice. You are kind and loving. You enjoy nature and love cute animals. You value bravery and have a hobby of sleeping.
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Television:

Ermm...Well, I don't really have time to watch a whole lot of television. Basically I enjoy things like:1) That 70's Show 2) Family Guy 3) Animal Planet 4) The Discovery Channel 5) Viva La BamComedies and documentaries...Thats about it folks, sorry to disappoint you.
Your Inner Eye Color Is Green
You're off-scale unique and creative - just like green eyes
You're peaceful, relaxed, and easy to be around
You've got an exotic flair that draws men in... with unique beauty. What's Your Inner Eye Color?
Your Power Color Is Blue
Relationships and feelngs are the most important things to you.
You are empathetic and accepting - and good at avoiding conflict.
If someone close to you is in pain, it makes you hurt as well.
You try to heal the ones you love with your kind and open heart. What's Your Power Color?

Books:

Ashley Spatula --
[noun]:
A dance involving little to no clothing
'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.comOMG, people...You can't ask me stuff like this. I swear to God I have my own personal library...I spend at least $30 or so a month at Borders, etc...Umm. I'll try, but it's only a fraction of the list!1) The Forgotten Beasts of Eld 2) The Chronicles of Chrestomanci 3) Anything by Laurell K. Hamilton (hot damn) 4) Anything by Stephen R. Lawhead 5) Animorphs series (yes, I have ALL of them and then some...And it brings me great JOY!) 6) Otherworld series 7) Harry Potter books 8) Anything by Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman 9) Anything by Mggie Furey 10) Anything by Elizabeth Kerner 11) The DaVinci Code 12) Angels and Demons 13) Wicked 14) The Chronicles of Narnia 15) Troy 16) Fires From Heaven 17) Anything by Garth Nix 18) Here There Be DragonnesLike I said, I can't even begin to answer this question. The list is neverending!
Your Aura is Blue
Your Personality: Your natural warmth and intuition nurtures those around you. You are accepting and always follow your heart.
You in Love: Relationships are your top priority, and this includes love. You are most happy when you are serious with someone.
Your Career: You need to help others in your job to feel satistifed. You would be a great nurse, psychologist, or counselor. What Color Is Your Aura?The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Low
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Very Low
Level 7 (Violent) High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Low
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Heroes:

Your Pirate Name Is...
Bloody Flirty Fran What's Your Pirate Name?My heroes are both real and fictional. One is my gram. Sappy but true...She is a big part of what I am today and I can never thank her enough. Ever.And some chick from Spring Lake Park who can swing a whip and look ditzy/hot like no other. Our new drama idol. Wish I knew her name. =^.^=And lastly, Steve and Terri Irwin. R.I.P Wildlife Warrior, you will be sorely missed.
Your First Date in Hogwarts School of Witchcraft & Wizardry
Name/Username
Sex
Year
You go on a date with... Oliver Wood(Those Quidditch muscles.. Mmmmm)
He/She takes you to... Somewhere dark and quiet(*oh my god*)
And you spend the whole time... Shagging
And finally.... You get devoured by some creature that snuck up behind both of you
Overall the date was... It was lovely...*sigh*
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Cuteness - 66%
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Your beauty percentage - 81%
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.. You scored as Lara Croft. A thrill-seeking, slightly unscrupulous, tough-as-nails archaeologist, Lara Croft travels the world in search of ancient relics perhaps better left hidden. She packs two Colt .45s and has no fear of jumping off buildings, exploring creepy tombs, or taking on evil meglomaniacs bent on world domination.

Lara Croft

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El Zorro

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