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Me and Silvia are just trying to see sexxay pictures of her boyfriend mark, so we had to make up a stoopid ass account to view his sexiness.SILVIA says, "i like disco balls and think that the rinestones on those "bebe" shirts are hyptonizeing. I enjoy the smell of suntan lotion and those EXPO dry erase markers. I do not like the sound you make when you are eating a banana. i only like to chew half a piece of gum at a time. when i take the wand out of the mascara tube, i must wipe the tip on a post it note before applying to my eyelashes. i once mooned a native while on vacation in mexico and he chased after me screaming something about "familia". the weirdest place i made out was in a teachers lounge. when someone sneezes, i hold my breath for 20seconds to help block the GERMS. my friend megan (who hates being called megEn) sounds like chewed up oreos when she moves her nose to the left and the right. aladin is my new fav movie. insense are the bees knees. i change my laugh every two years. I have a bladder problem and must use the bathroom every hour. my favorite perfume is light blue by dolce and gabanna. I hate peppermint."MEGAN says,"Once, I drank a half of gallon of milk and then i puked it all up. (its harder then it seems...) 9 outa the 27 guys of my 8th grade graduating class has felt meeh up. I dont eat meat. i hata pink floyd with a burning passion. I have a collection of already chewed gum stuck on near the headboard on my bunk beds. I sleep in my contacts for at least one week. I tried peircing my belly button with a needle/burnt razor until it was a bloody mess and i had to stop cuz it hurt so bad. I had my friend silvia peirced 8 peircings in my ears. my fav show is some espanol shit on the spanish channel. ole!! i would like to have a thirteen life. i have 87 dogs (85 are imaginary). My woobie keeps me warm at night (no, notmy husband). Lifetime is gangsta. I once snuck out of my window when i was drunk and peed on my lawn. I hate trends, including uggz. whenever i go to a new person's house i look in their medicane cabinets. my favorite perfume is armani white by armani. I hate when people call meeh Meg becuase when silvia and i were in 1st to 5th grade she would call me Meg when she was mad at meeh."