Metal. Dancing. Makeup. Reading. My Car. Metal. Singing. Norway. Hair Dye. Thrift Stores. Hatecore. Iced Mochas. Metal. Driving. DEATH BY GUPPIES. Fat Slice. Vikings. Jager. Quantum Physics. Metal. Bettie Page. Breathing. Del Taco. Wigs. Love. Metal. Latin. Being Zen. Mind Blowing, Earth Shattering, Soul Shaking Sex. Philosophy. Religion. Dita. Metal. Clothing Design. Writing. Astrology. Pessimistic Optimism. Serial Killers. Eeyore. Metal. Goats. Dusting. Red Nail Polish. Corsets. Metal. My Famous Jello Shots. Flashing Dice. Fishnets. Taoism. Sour Straws. The Pink Panther. Metal. Rice. Losing Weight. Mix Cds. Sleeping With My Window Open. Metal. My Family. Photography. Starting Things I Will Never Finish. Being The Shit. Childhood Artwork. Running Outside Naked To Get The Mail And Not Being Caught. Metal. Being Late For Everything. Purple. Drag. Blood Letting. Retro Prom Dresses. Metal. Local Bands. BDSM. Having The Windows Down In The Car. Being Onstage. Xanax. Quoting Movies. Being Appreciated. Metal. Grammar. Mountain Party. Hitler. Spur Of The Moment Activities. Road Trips. Starting Over. Metal. The Way Little Kids Look At Me. Cursing. Pirates. The Moon. Kissing. Metal. Summer Evenings. Porches. Iced Tea. Being There When I'm Needed. Being Exhausted. Scissors. Metal. Laughing. Making Up Lyrics To Songs. Jesus Figurines. Tofu. The End Of Time. The Chaos Theory. Metal. Being Compulsively Slothful. Feeling Sexy. Being In Good Health. The Tequila Dance. Vanity. Babysitting My Friends. Metal. Banana And Coke Slurpies. Pina Colada And Coke Slurpies. Showering With The One I Love In The Middle Of The Night. Headboards. Count Chocula. My Heritage. Metal. Boo Berry. Cursing Someone Out In Their Own Language. Franken Berry. Long Drives By Myself. Text Messaging. Full Body Massages. Metal. RUCKUS POSSE. Arguing. Spelling. Pure Passion Mixed With Pure Aggression. Midnight Munchie Runs. Metal. Being The Den Mother At Parties. Martial Arts. Driving In The Middle Of A Summer Night With A Special Someone, Windows Down, Moonroof Open, Oldies Up, Both Of Us Singing At Top Of Our Lungs, With Absolutely No Destination In Mind. Suprise Orgasms. Thunder Storms In The Middle Of Summer. Sleeping Outside. Metal. Snow White. Finding A Happy Place. Being And Feeling Wanted. Tampons. Miracles. People Spelling And Pronouncing My Name Correctly. Metal. Going Through Things. Love Letters. My Country. Over-Doing It. Dorks. Spending Hours Getting Ready, Even If I'm Not Going Anywhere. Metal. The Number Sixty-Nine And All That It Stands For. Being A Good Little House Bitch. Glass Bananas. Being The Dancing Metal Ninja. Pretzel Sticks. Metal. The 5 Freeway. Girl Talk. Visiting The Few Friends I Actually Have Left Back Home. Whirlwind Weekends. Metal.
How, exactly, does one 'suck a fuck'?
FALCO. Blood Has Been Shed. Zao. The Cure. Prayer For Cleansing. Slayer. Pantera. As I Lay Dying. Between The Buried And Me. King Diamond. Motley Crue. Bury Your Dead. Romper Stomper. Tool. Iron Maiden. Arch Enemy. God Forbid. Prozak. In Flames. Cradle Of Filth. Every Time I Die. The Kidney Thieves. Tori Amos. The Hope Conspiracy. Meatloaf. Bleeding Through. Suicidal Tendencies. S.O.D. Mr. Bungle. Darkest Hour. Los Straightjackets. George Clinton. Pantera. Faith No More. Fantomas. Botch. The Smiths. The Clash. Sex Pistols. Lovage. A Perfect Circle. Behemoth. Morbid Angel. Old Man's Child. Ini Kamoze. MC Jean Gabin. David Bowie. Otis Redding. Elvis. Folk og Rovere. Dillinger Escape Plan. Prince. Ministry. Social Distortion. Elton John. Days Of The New. Cannibal Corpse. The Doors. The Beatles. Distorted Penguins. Massive Attack. Vaginal Jesus. The Faint. Boof. Exhumed. The Queers. Billy Idol. Depeche Mode. Oddman. Deftones. Rockapella. Agoraphobic Nosebleed. Sepultura. Cattle Decapitation. Machine Head. Barenaked Ladies. KMFDM. Green Jelly. Jack Off Jill. Hot Hot Heat. Evergreen Terrace. Gwar. Nine Inch Nails. The Crown. AC/DC. Vision of Disorder. Starch. Kreator. Twisted Sister. Jane's Addiction. Strapping Young Lad. Old Man's Child. The Rolling Stones. Veruca Salt. Aborym. Fear Factory. Static-X. The Knack. Joe Cocker. Nothingface. Kilgore. Hooverphonic. Cocteau Twins. The Thompson Twins. Dead Can Dance. Sparklehorse. Mercyful Fate. Lamb Of God. Frank Zappa. Refused. Marduk. Marilyn Manson. Thomas Dolby. Something Must Die. Love & Rockets. Testament. The Stone Roses. Lemonheads. Otep. Amen. Bathory. The Smashing Pumpkins. Our Lady Peace. Exodus. Lionel Richie. The Whole Fucking Rat Pack. Gay Dad. Yeah Yeah Yeahs. Nashville Pussy. Hank Williams. Hank Williams Jr. Muse. Bif Naked. Burzum. Johnny Rebel. Deep Blue Something. Skribble. Neneh Cherry. Psychedelic Furs. Carpathian Forest. They Might Be Giants. Oingo Boingo. Peggy Lee. Tom Fucking Jones. Ministry Of Sound. Nordic Thunder. Death. Three Six Mafia. Bad Luck 13 Riot Extravaganza. Nuclear Assault. Between The Buried And Me. Throwdown. Hostility. Gotan Project. Carcass. Neil Young. Rotterdam Terror Corps. Pinhead Gunpowder. Closer Than Kin. Borknager. Sheer Terror. Salt-N-Pepa. Vital Remains. The White Stripes. Danzig. Down. The Bloodhound Gang. RaHoWa. Blues Traveler. Fastball. Dry Kill Logic. Puya. Bane. What Feeds The Fire. Chimaira. 36 Crazyfists. Deke Dickerson. Mondo Generator. Pink Anvil. Dalek. Adam Ant.
Happiness. Gummo. Beelejuice. American History X. Better Off Dead. The Breakfast Club. Pretty In Pink. Requiem For A Dream. One Crazy Summer. Gone In 60 Seconds. Boondock Saints. The Lost Boys. Fight Club. Apocalypse Now. The Doors. Dream A Little Dream. Blown Away. Strangeland. Gothic. Trans. Groove. Encino Man. PCU. A Clockwork Orange. Resevoir Dogs. Drop Dead Fred. Night Of The Comet. Bachelor Party. House Of 1,000 Corpses. Love Stinks. Snow White. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Dead Alive. The Jerk. Pulp Fiction. Swingers. Made. Summer School. Psycho Beach Party. The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Grease. Real Genius. Labyrinth. BASEketball. Orgazmo. Canibal: The Musical. Blow. Benny and Joon. Pi. Suburbia. Cube. High Fidelity. Love Bites. Natural Born Killers. Darkman. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Full Metal Jacket. Just One Of The Guys. The Virgin Suicides. Lolita. Evil Dead. Evil Dead II. Army Of Darkness. Cry Baby. The Three Amigos. The Goonies. Saturday Night Fever. Super Troopers. This Is Spinal Tap. Fear of a Black Hat. Beetlejuice. Pumpkin. Night Visitor. Gremlins. Gremlins 2. Casino. The Cable Guy. The Blob. Super Troopers. Hackers. They Live!. Get Shorty. The Great Outdoors. Uncle Buck. Dark City. Caligula.
Married With Children. Family Guy. The Style Channel. The Discovery Channel. The Discovery Science Channel. The Learning Channel. Comedy Central. VH1. The O'Reilly Factor. Perfect Strangers. All In The Family. American Gladiators. Blind Date. Red Dwarf. Cheaters. To Catch A Predator. DEXTER.
Suicide Blonde - Darcey Steinke. The Agony and the Ecstasy - Irving Stone. Bad Manners - Maggie Paley. To Kill A Mockingbird - Harper Lee. My Life In Heavy Metal - Steve Almond. No Beast So Fierce - Edward Bunker. Helter Skelter - Vincent Bugliosi. Letters From A Nut - Ted L. Nancy.
I don't have heroes.